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Edited by WyattJameinson: 10/3/2015 4:05:21 AM
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FOUND THE SLEEPER!

DeeJ's tweet earlier today: @DeeJ_BNG: We can only show you the door. You must walk through it. And no, you cannot dodge bullets. Solution: Door, Ram. Dodge Rams have doors. Ram is a helmet in Destiny. The Ram's description is "Praise Me". What demands praise in Destiny? Oryx. Oryx was created at Bungie, and so was the sleeper. Coincidence? Let's go deeper. Bungie makes video games. DeeJ watches videos. Videos guardians make. These videos are for moment of the week. Nightfall strikes are also a weekly event. Nightfall is a short story by Isaac Asimov. Asimov died on April 6th, 1992. That was the same day Microsoft announced Windows 3.1, an upgrade from Windows 3.0. What was the max level in Vanilla Destiny? That's right, 30. What company was Bungie under? Microsoft. Microsoft headquarters is located in Redmond, Washington. Red Death is a gun in Destiny. Sleeper Simulant is also a gun in Destiny. DeeJ can legally carry guns in the USA. The solution is obvious people, the final fifth piece of the Sleeper Simulant before the Banshee quest begins will be given by DeeJ after a successful raid on his house. I'm going to need 5 more 300+ light guardians. Touch of Malice is required. Must have picked up all four available fusion rifle pieces before-hand. Edit: edit. Edit 2: I still can't get Visual Studios Express 2015 to provide the option for a win32 project. God this is irritating. Edit 3: Figured it out. Downgraded back to Windows 8.1 and Visual Studios 2013 Express installed fine. Thanks for your concern.
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  • Edited by Kage Verix: 10/4/2015 1:46:06 AM
    Nah man I found the sleeper a year ago. You know that Titan in front of the hive door, he's not dead just taking a really long nap

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  • Beautiful work lol

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  • [quote]FOUND THE SLEEPER![/quote] No you didnt.

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  • [quote]DeeJ's tweet earlier today: @DeeJ_BNG: We can only show you the door. You must walk through it. And no, you cannot dodge bullets. Solution: Door, Ram. Dodge Rams have doors. Ram is a helmet in Destiny. The Ram's description is "Praise Me". What demands praise in Destiny? Oryx. Oryx was created at Bungie, and so was the sleeper. Coincidence? Let's go deeper. Bungie makes video games. DeeJ watches videos. Videos guardians make. These videos are for moment of the week. Nightfall strikes are also a weekly event. Nightfall is a short story by Isaac Asimov. Asimov died on April 6th, 1992. That was the same day Microsoft announced Windows 3.1, an upgrade from Windows 3.0. What was the max level in Vanilla Destiny? That's right, 30. What company was Bungie under? Microsoft. Microsoft headquarters is located in Redmond, Washington. Red Death is a gun in Destiny. Sleeper Simulant is also a gun in Destiny. DeeJ can legally carry guns in the USA. The solution is obvious people, the final fifth piece of the Sleeper Simulant before the Banshee quest begins will be given by DeeJ after a successful raid on his house. I'm going to need 5 more 300+ light guardians. Touch of Malice is required. Must have picked up all four available fusion rifle pieces before-hand. Edit: edit. Edit 2: I still can't get Visual Studios Express 2015 to provide the option for a win32 project. God this is irritating. Edit 3: Figured it out. Downgraded back to Windows 8.1 and Visual Studios 2013 Express installed fine. Thanks for your concern.[/quote] I volunteer as tribute.

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  • This -blam!-ing thread is beautiful

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  • Bungie= illuminati confirmed

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  • B~et U~* N~ever G~et I~e.* E~ver __-e*eeev ______-tv/tv ___________-ee __________________rr eter = 5.20.5.18 ver 22. 5.18.0 et 5.20.0.0 ev 5.22.0.0 e 5.0.0.0 v 22.0.0.0 E-5 T-20 64.67.23.18=10.13.5.9 R-18 =1.4.5.9=19=10=1=one=15.14.5= V-22 1+5+1+4+5=16=1+6=7!!!!!!! Bungie = 7 their favorite number Water on Mars confirmed!!! Half Life 3 confirmed to be released in the amount of time it would take to reach Mars!!! Duh.

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  • Edited by Greenmachine87x: 10/2/2015 7:40:44 PM
    Good start, but I think you missed the point of the tweet... "We can only show you the door. You must walk through it." Is a quote by Morpheus in the Matrix. No you can not dodge bullets is also a reference to the Matrix. But it is also a not to Max Payne, a game where you can also dodge bullets. But more on that later... There is also a reference to walking through doors. Where are there doors? Rasputin Bunker. Inside Rasputin's bunker is a matrix-like encrypted message, in hash's, which a player unhased to read the message "Seraph network terminal".... Seraph's are Angels. A network is also another term for a "Matrix". It's also what the Matrix is. What do Angels have? Wings. What else has wings? The light beyond Nemesis helmet. Still with me? Door, Bunker, Encrypted computer Screen, Matrix, Angels, Wings, Light beyond Nemesis helmet. The helmet reads " These are the wings of pratiya-samutpada, the truth of interconnectedness. The everywhere Light."... Who was pratiya-samutpada? Buddhist monk who preached that everything depends on everything and is all connected, without you, i can not exist, and so on and so forth. SO ITS ALL CONNECTED. So angel wings, helmet, all connected to the matrix, to Morpheus. Morpheus was the captain of the ship Nebuchadnezzar. Who was Nebuchadnezzar? An ancient Mesopotamian king from Babylonian. Who else were Mesopotamian kings? Darius, Xerxes, and Sargon. They are also common machine guns in destiny. Machine Guns are heavy weapons. Sleeper is a heavy weapon. Connection confirmed. So. Max Payne, dodging bullets. Max Payne said " I don't know about Angels, but its fear that gives men wings." So fear gives wings, seraphs have wings. All connected. Max Payne was released July 24, 2001, exactly 115 days before Halo, made by Bungie. If you add up all the digits of 115, 1+1+5 you get "7". Bungie's favorite number. But fear! Ikora Ray say the vex tremble at your approach, and approximation of "Fear". The vex are organic, similar to men, and the have fear, so they must get wings. There are Harpies among the vex. Harpies are mythological creatures with Wings. So light beyond nemesis, Darius, Sargon, and Xerxes LMG's, harpies, 7, and Rasputin Bunker. You need to kill seven harpies with each of the LMG's, in the Rasputin bunker, while wearing the light beyond nemesis helmet. Solved.

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    • https://instagram.com/p/60oPrCFXER/

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    • I think i know how to get the sleeper banans because i banana the hell out if a banana

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    • I don't get why anyone actually wants this gun aside from collection. Sure looks cool and will deal massive damage but so do rockets . stick to rockets.

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    • I can walk on babies. Babies are 70% water. So I can walk on water. I am Jesus.

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      • I'm sort of concerned you put that much research into this.....

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      • I'll take two hits of whatever the hell that guy is having?

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        • Edited by Arron Rift: 10/2/2015 4:16:17 AM
          Did anyone else read this with the Old Spice guy's voice? LOL

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          • Expected half life 3

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            • Edited by Venomous Rift: 10/2/2015 8:29:30 PM
              My brain cells are dying

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              • Pure gold

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              • Muted

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                • Its already been confirmed as a bungie dev exclusive weapon... Actually m8 not so gr8 b8. R8 0/8

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                • Better watch out, there's an Ultra warlock with a ban hammer as the final boss 😂

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                  • How do we fly to his house

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                    • Homo

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                    • ...seriously doubting Bungie had partnered with Microsoft in 1992.

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                    • He's showing us the door....he wants us to leave? ;_;

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                    • Illuminati confirmed

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