It was a dark day, the day I met smoggy Pluto.
It was Atheon, easy mode. All of us level 25, all of PLEBIAN scrubs.
We wiped 17 times, this would be out last run. Before we could start my screen went black, fearing an error code I screamed in rage. It was not an error code. The message on my screen was: Smoggypluto has joined the Fireteam.
It was impossible!! Smoggy plays on the 360 and we were on the xbone, and our Fireteam was full!
Still we saw the legendary hunter walk slowly from the doors. He held the lasthawkthorn in his right hand, and black icehorseman in his left. On his back was the super good gjallarlord. I could not see what he wore as armor. In fact, i truly don't know what class he was... His... Form was constantly shifting and changing.
He spoke to me, being the Fireteam leader, back then I was only an uncommon primary sniper. He told me:
"Wipe, I don't want any help, you'll get in my way"
My fellow raiders complied
He stood looking at Atheon for a short time in the center platform. He stood there. For a minute.
Atheon fired at him for 45 seconds, smoggy did not teleport, nor did he take damage.smoggy pulled out something we have never seen before... A sword...
The sword was one with the Wolfpack, obviously fashioned after the legendary gjallarhorn.
What happens next, I will not tell unless I get bored of get a a lot of likes.
It is simply too embarrassing for Atheon.
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Shut up