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Edited by IntrepidTurtle: 6/7/2015 9:44:31 AM
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26 Things Not To Do At A Stop Light

1. Blast IceJJFish through the stereo 2. Point at people while yelling "KHALI MAH!" 3. Flip-off bikers 4. Open the door in front of a bicyclist passing you. 5. Sing Screamo 6. Pretend you know sign language in front of others 7. Air-drum (Parkinson's Simulator) 8. Lick the windows seductively 9. Change your clothes 10. Listen to a church broadcast and get [i]really[/i] into it 11. Offer people next to you Doritos 12. Scream "YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!" Once it turns 4:20 13. Ask people next to you if they know where Candy Mountain is while insisting on calling them Charlie 14. Ask people if they know about our lord and savior, The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster 15. Sing "Smack My Bitch Up" including the non-lyrical parts 16. Contemplate how easy it would be to turn your car into the Batmobile 17. Eat a Popsicle [i]very[/i] slowly 18. Bounce up and down while repeatedly saying "Didney Worl" 19. Asking the person next to you if they have any Grey-Poupon 20. Chinese fire-drill on roller skates 21. Roll down the window and proceed to "mark the car next to you as your territory" 22.park in the middle of the intersection and blast the troll song out loud 23. creepily wave at the people on either side of you 24. 'Accidentaly' set your car in reverse 25. Roll down window, grab water gun, squirt car beside you with said water gun 26. Inadvertently shout "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!!!" Last List: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/100152693/0/0 Next List: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/128055980
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