Got class? Yes? Then [b][i]why[/i][/b] are you here? Welcome to the ridiculous and spontaneous lives of the Warlock, Hunter, and Titan as they try to fit into the society of utmost seriousness. Seriously, these guys are clowns. [spoiler]Favorite partnership? Answer in the poll![/spoiler] [spoiler]Got a story idea? Or any other idea for that matter? Post it here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228/0/0[/spoiler] [b]Meet the Team... [i]Fire[/i]team[/b] [b]Warlock, AKA "[i]Nerd[/i] (By basically everyone)"[/b] ???, Genderless (?) They, Them, Theirs, dislikes being called "It" Can get scared easily Prefers books over violence (but when they do use violence, it's pretty... unsophisticated) Often has prejudice regarding Titans but their prejudice is unrelenting towards Hunters, very much dislikes other unsophisticated Warlocks Dislikes Raids and Strikes simply for the sake of working with the Hunter Actually works well with the Hunter, just doesn't want to... "Pompous" [b]Favorite Exotic Armor[/b] Light Beyond Nemesis ([b]Main[/b]) Purifier Robes ([b]Second[/b]) Obsidian Mind ([b]Third[/b]) Claws of Ahamkara ([b]Fourth[/b]) Starfire Protocol ([b]Final[/b]) [b]Hunter, AKA "[i]Popular Handsome Guy (...Only by himself)[/i]"[/b] Human, Male He, Him, His Often confuses bravery with just being straight-up [u]reckless[/u] Relishes in violence Has unrelenting prejudice regarding Warlocks, is just fine with Titans Has a passion for Raids and Strikes and tends to ignore the Warlock's protests regarding them Can work with the Warlock, just doesn't want to... "Ostentatious" [b]Favorite Exotic Armor[/b] Radiant Dance Machines ([b]Main[/b]) Mask of the Third Man ([b]Second[/b]) Don't Touch Me ([b]Third[/b]) Celestial Nighthawk ([b]Fourth[/b]) Lucky Raspberry ([b]Final[/b]) [b]Titan, AKA "[i]Gentle Giant (Only by the Warlock)[/b] & [b]Old Faithful (Only by the Hunter)[/i]"[/b] Exo, Male He, Him, His Brave, but not reckless like the Hunter Only uses violence if necessary like the Warlock (but then again, doesn't mind punching things from time to time) Has no prejudice regarding classes Likes going on Raids and Strikes as long as he gets to go with his friends Can work with either the Warlock or Hunter "Dummkopf" [b]Favorite Exotic Armor[/b] Ruin Wings ([b]Main[/b]) Helm of Saint 14 ([b]Second[/b]) Helm of Inmost Light ([b]Third[/b]) The Armamentarium ([b]Fourth[/b]) Peregrine Greaves ([b]Final[/b]) [spoiler]I'll post the names of each class in order of appearance.[/spoiler] "[b][i]Abyss Defiant Idiots[/i][/b]" [b]Warlock, Titan, Hunter[/b], TOWER *[i]We open up to the trio's "base", the Warlock was sleeping... Then, the door to their room slowly opens, as two figures pick the sleeping Warlock out of bed... Well, one of the figures anyway.[/i]* [b]Warlock[/b]: *Still in the figure's arms, the Warlock starts stirring, waking up* Mm... Wha--? *Looks around, they weren't in the Tower anymore, in fact... It almost looked like...* Wh-where am I?! [b]Hunter[/b]: *Standing right next to the carried Warlock* Good morning, Sleeping Floofy! Today's the day... You're [i]actually[/i] going on a raid with us! [b]Titan[/b]: *Is still carrying the Warlock* Yeah, maybe you'll like them when you actually try them! [b]Warlock[/b]: [b]What?![/b] *Starts fidgeting now, trying to get out of the Titan's arms* No, no, [i]NO[/i]! I told you, I'm not going on a raid with you two! I have an extreme dislike for raids! [b]Titan[/b]: *Now the Titan flings the Warlock over his shoulder and holds him on his shoulder steady to keep the Warlock from escaping* You've never even tried them! [b]Hunter[/b]: Yeah, Floofy, how about some adventure? I mean, I didn't get the way I am being a baby like you, y'know... [b]Warlock[/b]: *The Warlock was kicking their legs now, throwing a tantrum* I am [i]not[/i] a baby, and I hate raids, [b]HATE[/b] them! [b]Hunter[/b]: *Throws his head back and lets out a long groan at the Warlock's lack of adventure* Come ooooooooon! Stop being a wuss! We're almost there anyway. [b]Warlock[/b]: *Stops moving for a brief moment, and tilts their head curiously* Where is "almost there"...? [b]Titan[/b]: We're going into the Abyss! *They were walking towards the forming bridge where the Abyss lie below...* [b]Warlock[/b]: No... No... NoNONONONONONONONONONO-- *Trying harder than [i]ever[/i] to escape the Titan now* [b]Titan[/b]: *Now instead of holding the Warlock on his shoulder, he had to hold the Warlock upside down by their legs now!* Be careful, all that moving will tire yourself out! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Whimpers, being held upside down* But I do not wish to do a raid! [b]Hunter[/b]: *Scoffs* Darn straight, all you ever do is bail on us... *[i]FLASHBACK[/i]* *[i]The trio was in the Vault of Glass, trying to activate the Sync Plates to enter the Vault of Glass. The Hunter had the left, the Titan had the right, the Warlock had the middle[/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Shooting his Hawkmoon at Harpies that were trying to take over the Sync Plate he's guarding* Ha! Eat led, ya screeching robots! *With a free hand, he puts his hand on the side of his helmet, trying to tap in to the Titan's communicators* Hey, how's your Plate doing? *[i]The Titan was fighting off a Praetorian with his Fourth Horseman, and once the Praetorian finally dies, the Titan puts a hand on the side of his helmet to reply to the Hunter[/i]* [b]Titan[/b]: Everything's fine here! [b]Hunter[/b]: *Grunts in annoyance* Then why isn't the door opening? *Tries to tap into the Warlock's communicators now* Hey, Nerd, what's the holdup?! I want to get some gear [b]yesterday[/b]! *Only gets static in reply...* ...Nerd? *[i]It turns out the Warlock left quite some time ago! They were relaxing back at the Tower, conversing with other Warlocks![/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: That little [b]weasel[/b]-- *Right before he could finish his sentence, a Praetorian sneaks up from behind and delivers a massive BONK to the Hunter's head, knocking him out!* *[i]END OF FLASHBACK[/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: And I [i]still[/i] have the bump on my flippin' head to prove it! [b]Warlock[/b]: O-okay, so maybe I might have left that time, but only because I didn't want to do it in the first place! [b]Hunter[/b]: Yeah, well you are doing it now, Nerd. And we [i]personally[/i] asked your Ghost [b]not[/b] to take you to orbit this time! So you're stuck with us! [b]Titan[/b]: We're here! *They finally arrive near the jumping point into the Abyss* Okay guys, ready? [b]Warlock[/b]: Grh! *They were [b]still[/b] trying to move out!* [b]Hunter[/b]: Okay, one for the money! [b]Warlock[/b]: Don't you [i]dare[/i]-- [b]Titan[/b]: Two for the show! [b]Warlock[/b]: I mean it! [b]Hunter[/b] & [b]Titan[/b]: Three to get ready! [b]Warlock[/b]: Stop this immediately! [b]Hunter[/b] & [b]Titan[/b]: Aaaaaaaand awaaaaaayyyy... [b]Warlock[/b]: Y-you're making a mistake! BOTH of you! [b]Hunter[/b] & [b]Titan[/b]: Weeeeeeeeeee... [b]Warlock[/b]: *Sighs* Oh Traveler, help me... [b]Hunter[/b] & [b]Titan[/b]: GO! *After they finish the word, the three of them jump into the Abyss! With the Warlock still in the Titan's hands!* [i]Whooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo!!![/i] [b]Warlock[/b]: *They were, in fact, screaming* *[I]Upon reaching the bottom, the trio were chilling right before the run, the Warlock was sitting down, trying to contemplate their life choices. While the Hunter and Titan were snickering... About [b]something[/b].*[/i] [b]Warlock[/b]: *Turns around to face the snickering Hunter and Titan* [i]Excuse me[/i], but I am [b]trying[/b] to think! [b]Hunter[/b] & [b]Titan[/b]: *They both turn to face the Warlock, stopping their snickering* Uhhh, sorry. [b]Warlock[/b]: Uggghhhhh... *Looks away to go back to thinking* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Snickers quietly* Psst, hey, Titan, I just thought of something funnier than 24... [b]Titan[/b]: *Also snickering quietly* Lemme hear it... [b]Hunter[/b]: Pff-- [i]25[/i]. [b]Titan[/b]: [b]PFFFFFF[/b]-- *Trying [i]really[/i] hard to keep himself from laughing now* [quote][b]CONTINUATION OF TAKE 3 HERE: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150922620[/b][/quote]