Could our very own Deej be the infamous Portland Oregon pooper? Look at the picture and you be the judge, would explain Deej's abnormally long lunch breaks....
Edit: We are trending! Let's get to the dirty brown bottom of this. Let's make Deej's day and aware him of his poopy doppleganger!
Edit: for those more interested, here is a link to the story
[url=][http://thornography.weei.com/sports/boston/2015/08/31/oregon-police-searching-for-portland-pooper/][url]
Edit: Portland Oregon's gaming industry, one of these offices might of been the target of the terroristic pooping? The plop thickens!
[url=]http://www.bizjournals.com/portland/blog/2014/11/oregons-video-game-industry-adds-111m-to-state.html/][url]
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HE'S GOING TO THROW BROWN HAMMERS OUT OF HIS ASS
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Gjallabump
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Post self-ressurects
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Edited by FoMan123: 9/4/2015 5:07:47 PMJust before his last attack, the Portland Pooper was heard yelling, "Here comes another Nova Bomb!" I don't think we need any more proof than that.
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So, Deej's long "lunch breaks" are actually road trips to Portland?
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Okay, I live in SE Portland...
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I'm Oryx The Taken King
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Oh DeeJ has got to see this.
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Edited by itsthebloke: 9/4/2015 10:00:10 AMHe'd have to be very organised to coordinate his job at Bungie to doing his jobbies in Portland. Google tells me it's 177 miles from Bellevue to Portland, so that's a three hour drive (I don't think flying would be any quicker with security checks). He would have to set off before the first twinges of dump make themselves known - those last few miles would no doubt be spent dealing with the turtle's head. Based on this, I honestly don't think it's credible that Deej is the guy in the photo... Maybe he has an evil, log-dropping twin?
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We have some Ninja love in here and I appreciate you guys coming by. Let's hope Deej wanders in, kicks back and has some fun with us :)
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Deej confirmed
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Edited by Dukaness: 9/4/2015 3:14:15 PMSo many puns. Such an accurate doppleganger. I'm dying here, this is too funny. EDIT: DeeJ, please comment on this forum.
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No captain underpants
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This is why they hired Cozmo lol
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Did he take a selfie?
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Beautiful.
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It does look like deej
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Lol bump to the moon and back.
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Edited by Cynabal: 9/4/2015 11:53:39 AMI mean who takes a selfi while pooping, and especially that angle, and then how did the poop police get hold of this picture? Did the pooper send it as some kind of taunt or threat? it's like se7en but with pooping? Don't open the box.... Edit* and how did you even come across this information?
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Bump lmfao
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Bump right up the pooper.
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Bump.
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Bump til deej sees
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I can't stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂