Crises averted. Wife came home from taking the kids swimming. In one desperate attempt i showed her one last post, not mine. This was post was asking if you were a virgin. The poll associated with this post had a whopping 70% yes. Immediately my wife said nvm I'm not getting on with a bunch of horny teenagers. Yall did it flood. Without even having to try, yalls innocence and lack of ability to speak to girls saved me. Thank you