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If You Were the Last Person on Earth, What Would You Do?

If you were the last person on Earth from a disease that wiped everyone out.... What would you do? You are immune from the disease.....

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  • -blam!- every dead hot girl i see

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  • Do all the things I would never be able to do in public and then slowly go insane

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  • Do what the dragons breath description says to do. Watch with popcorn. Live in a house that could sustain me

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  • Edited by Parad0x: 8/31/2015 3:16:33 AM
    Travel the world Drive expensive cars Fly a plane Shoot a gun Go hunting (assuming there's still animals) Do my best to restore the earth Live my life to its potential Build a shrine to the loss of my loved ones and to everyone Kill myself once I've completed all the things I could to make sure the animals live on and continue. (Unless I die by natural causes.)

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  • Go into the grocery store without my shirt and shoes.

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  • Edited by Pepporoni: 8/31/2015 1:28:07 AM
    I would try to find all Batman and Deadpool comics that exist and complete my consoles and games collection. And maybe do everything I couldn't do when there were people.

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  • Mourn Teach myself to drive Aquire survival materials and some kind of rifle. (One with a common ammo type) Drive to airport Teach self to fly. Write everything I know about humanity. I like to think that there are other forms of life in the universe if not this galaxy. Now time to use the flying. Fly to Aussieland Go to massive radio station where they look for alien broadcasts. Continuously send out that thing I wrote. Figure out how achitecture. Design a Mars outpost use rovers to build it. Go to mars. Yay

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  • Fap.

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    • Well, what caused the Extinction Event? Dinosaurs? Aliens? The Blitz?

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    • dance like no one is watching....

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    • Idgaf. No really, their isnt any living peaple to -blam!-. Im not going to stoop to bestiality or necrophilia.

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      • Find guns Shoot guns at things Go into Area 51 Go into White House and piss on the front lawn That's about it lol

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      • Do a couple things, drive a few cars, beer. A lot of beer. Check out Vegas when it's dead, etc, and then probably off myself once I can't think of anything else to do. I don't have the skills to build a house in Canada and invent electricity again and what not. I'd be living on borrowed time.

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      • Launch the nukes

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      • Jizz - everywhere

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      • I would probably go on a joyride and then lose my sanity

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      • Slowly go insane, followed by jump of a fun king bridge.

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      • In reality, I imagine the first decade or so would be marked by a lot of hard work and labour. First and foremost, you'd probably want to move away from the city to avoid the dangers of deteriorating infrastructure, unmanned machinery, and the breakdown of industrial plants and the like. From then on you'd have to make a lot of renovations--finding or building a shelter, and from then on fortifying it with generators, plumbing, and the like. Then the agriculture--growing your own produce so that you aren't stuck eating canned foods forever--trying to locate a large, natural body of water for if/when bottled resources dry up (pun intended). Those are just [i]some[/i] of the chores you'd have to undertake for a comfortable existence. There are many more that I could list and that I'm sure you could think of, but I think you get the idea. Assuming that I finally got all of this done and can settle down in a semi-normal life, I'd probably spend the rest of my days scavenging the empty cities for supplies as well as luxuries like television sets and the like. In reality it'd just be a consumerist nightmare--exhausting all of my childlike, material desires before inevitably growing bored of everything. In which case, I'd probably try to keep myself busy with a lot of work to maintain my sanity--you know, finding chores around my shelter to undertake like maybe building a better fence or experimenting with new vegetables to grow. You'd need some hobbies. I may also read but I'd be cautious that the dull silence could compromise my sanity, so I may give up reading despite how much I enjoy it. I'd probably listen to a lot of music, forever. Then I'd collect a lot of firearms, including automatics from abandoned National Guard armories and the like. They'd serve as self-defense from the wild animals and feral dogs which would inevitably rise in number.

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      • Probably read. A lot.

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      • Make sure that im the only one left, then kill myself so the universe doesn't have to deal with us anymore

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      • I would collect every Pokemon card in the world and attempt to sell it. Although the power grid would be down I would have a garage sale.

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      • Kill everything that isn't me. Have sex with everything that moves. Construct a juggernaut suit and beat the shit out of any animal foolish enough to cross my path. Masturbate. See if I can put an egg up my ass without it breaking. Break the egg with my ass muscles. Ponder why i'm the only survivor. Lose interest and proceed to desecrate national treasures. Molest goats. etc.

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        • Fap furiously at top of the Statue of Liberty.

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        • I don't think I'd be able to deal with being the only person on Earth.

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        • Just hump... Everything...

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        • Masturbate in the middle of a city.

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