"Guardian.? Eyes up guardian, it worked.. You're alive. You don't know how long I've been waiting for you. I'm a dad, well actually now I'm your dad. And you.. Well you've been in your mom for what seemed like a long time, and you'll see a lot of things you won't understand. But that's okay because I'm here to be your guide."
EDIT: CREDIT IS DUE TO NOJON1 FOR COMMENTING THIS ON ANOTHER POST
EDIT: trending? Wow guys thanks! Again credit to nojon1 for commenting this on another post
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#Destiny
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Son-"Hey, dad? Ummm...why do my pants get tighter when I look at my babysitter's butt?" You-"Son, I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." (Proceeds to warp to Orbit)
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See if you can get him to do the 'here's Johny' thing..
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Lol... You should name ur kid Peter (after the voice for the ghost Peter Dinklig)
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This wins the internet. Before it happens get hopped up on drugs and become depressed. (Reply if you understand)
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Lolol awesome
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Such a good laugh.
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This is pretty great someone used this for an actual post, try not to hate guys it's supposed to be a nice thing, no need to talk crap about copying others.
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Give credit to the guy who posted this first.. -.- - Fiji Out
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With every question you must answer " I simply don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain"
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Every time he cries at night You then to your wife/GF "We've awoken the hive!"
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Don't be a hunter[spoiler]#WarlockMasterRace[/spoiler]
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Then give him/her some gear and say [i]The Crucible is no place for mercy[/i] and then send'em off. Guardians gonna learn today!
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I am shocked that nobody has thought of this: "Dismantel Mines, Yes?"
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Pls no, the doctor will be like what is wrong with this guy
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You fought the darkness so your childs can see the light ;)
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Here's hoping you don't get replaced after a year :P
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You are going to be a great dad
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Tell the child there will be no bedtime Destiny story.
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Yes. Just yes
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Get ready for disappointment in life.
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Be original please and don't tell her this destiny bullshit
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Awww Be original
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"Eyes up, Guardian"