Dirt road = 8 letters Ebola = 5 letters 8-5 is 3, maybe you are lerminaty. But no that's too easy, we must go deeper. The only car that would be on a dirt road is a jeep with removable plastic windows, this is 3 words and 32 letters. 32/3 is 10.666667, but we need to go deeper. [spoiler]Lenny face[/spoiler] The only girls you can pick up in a jeep are ages 16-18, this a two year window. 32-2 is 30, and 30/3 is 10. Now, there are 3 models of the "jeep wrangler" model, and 3 sides to a triangle, but we must go deeper. [spoiler]Lenny face[/spoiler] Jeep Wrangler = 12 letters divided by the 4 models equals 3, which is the same number of sides on a triangle, and, coincidentally the level of girl you can pick up in a jeep. Using the 10 from earlier plus the 6 from here (12/4 plus the 3 sides from a triangle) were at 16, also the number of bones you'll break if a smart car tbones you. Smart car, the lerminaty is smart. Smart car= 8 letters. 16/8 is 2, plus the one eye you kept seeing equals 3. I think, no, I [i]know[/i] this is enough evidence to confirm that the lerminaty not only exists, but that they drive jeep smart car hybrids and are abducting 16 year old girls to train for the upcoming war against all of MLG. [i]Confirminati ilumed[/i] [spoiler]step up ur game OP[/spoiler]