Saw a thread like this a while back
Anyway rules are it needs to be useless and not in game (yes I know mulligen is bad but be creative)
For example full auto on a rocket launcher
Nice shot: shots that missed deal extra precision damage
Yes we all know shank burn is bad, be creative
Final round on a throwing knife
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#Destiny
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Dreg Burn on a high impact sniper -_-
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Don't mess with the Lohan: Kills with this weapon show Lindsey "Firecrotch" Lohan's nudes to your enemy, covering their screen and making all 10-year-old English children have their game banned by over-protective mums. Bungie pls make.
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Edited by nesfreek: 8/1/2015 9:53:36 PMglow: Light up gun so enemies can see you in pitch black :3 ....that would suck
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Highlighter: when you shoot at someone you will be highlighted on their screen
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Tipping tides- heavy weapon kills grant additional heavy ammo to the other team
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[b]p00r c0necti0n[/b] Entering any competitive multiplayer mode causes your connection to dropout. [b]L4G SW1TCH[/b] Starting competitive game modes causes the enemy team to lag out, thus giving you the advantage. [b]Pricked[/b] Using Thorn in any competitive game mode causes the enemy team to become "fussy"
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Here are two a buddy and I came up with earlier: Greenthumb: 10% faster spinmetal harvesting Lord of the Pit: Bonus precision damage against Thrall. Sniper rifles and Handcannons only.
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Cork Shot Shot one piece of cork out of the barrel with a string attached Range 1foot Reroll to get explosive rounds with it
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The Flop The guardian will randomly fall to the ground and hold a part of the guardian body like it is in pain. After 2 minutes the Guardian will get back up and be fine.
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Edited by Aprovoked_Mango: 8/1/2015 10:43:03 PMGive it up First 5 rounds are instakill (gg style) but one random item from your inventory/vault is deleted per kill
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Boomerang, every time you throw a grenade it comes back to you and explodes.
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Xbox Weasel Bullet. Every time you fire this gun it has a 100% chance to say "xbox turn off" "yes"
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Edited by VitreousSugar: 8/1/2015 6:48:51 PMThe Deej- when equipped it blows hot air up your ass
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Killing non-guardians in the crucible give you a shield under your feet
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[b][u]Perk name:[/u][/b] The Giver [b][u]For:[/u][/b] TK class item perk [b][u]Description: [/u][/b]It shall all be yours for the taking. [b][u]Effect:[/u][/b] Grants the user everything they've wanted [b][u]Useless because:[/u][/b] If you gave those who complain about not having what they want or being unable to obtain it, they would then complain that now they have too much.
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Depression Grenade: Upon detonation anything within its blast radius kills themselves
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Kills with this weapon send a gift subscription of Better Homes and Gardens magazine to the victim.
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Shooting bullets damages enemies, but slowly lowers your ammo reserves. Has a chance to make enemies drop more ammo
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Perk: Backfire Weapon: Rocket Launchers Rockets track enemies but return to you when you miss and kill you
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Shots Fired: Pulling the right trigger while a weapon is equipped will cause the firearm to go off and fire rounds from the magazine towards the intended target.
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Flare- Shooting rockets up causes them to explode.
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"DID ANYONE SEE THAT?!": Every kill you get stops you in place to view a killcam that only you can see. You can still be hit while in this state
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Shelf Life : Your chances of getting a Gally significantly decrease the longer you play the game.
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"All in" throwing knife has a 50% chance of the hilt hitting the enemy dealing little to no damage at all.
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Complainer: every time your killed with a thorn or an OP shot gun, it automatically posts a thread on the forums of you complaining
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[b][u]Rickroll'd M8[/u][/b]: [i]Pressing the fire button has a chance to spawn in Crota.[/i]