1. Rocks have no detectable feelings 2. Rocks do not sexually reproduce 3. Rocks have no arms 4. Rocks have no legs 5. Rocks have no head 6. Rocks have no eyes 7. Rocks never find a partner or another rock that has similar interests 8. Rocks may be good listeners, but they can never understand your situation or offer any good advice 9. Rocks can not talk 10. Rocks can not move unless an outside force is acted upon them 11. Rocks have no blood 12. Rocks have no veins 13. Rocks have no arteries 14. Rocks lack the ability to see the bigger picture 15. Rocks are not self aware 16. Rocks have no fingers 17. Rocks have no hands 18. Rocks have no brain 19. Humans can perceive the outside word, whereas rocks can not even perceive themselves 20. Rocks can not grasp the concept of time, humans can 21. Rocks are geologically unable to give a -blam!- about anything 22. Rocks have no feet 23. Rocks have no toes 24. Rocks can not eat 25. Despite what common wisdom may have us believe, no rock is as hard as a human male erection 26. Rocks have no collar bone 27. Rocks have no bones 28. Rocks have no heart 29. Rocks can not play any instruments 30. Rocks have existed longer than humans, but got -blam!-ed by being rocks; they'll never be able to compete with humans in terms of literally anything. They're rocks 31. While rocks may make good weapons, they lack the ability to use weapons themselves 32. Rocks have never fought a battle 33. Rocks never disagree with each other 34. Rocks have no dreams 35. Rocks do not sleep 36. Rocks can not build anything 37. Rocks have never made their own city 47. Rocks have no tits 57. Humans have complex chemical messengers called hormones that coordinate biological processes. Rocks don't have shit 67. Rocks can not remember anything 68. Rocks have no memory 69. Rocks can not recall anything that has happened in their past 70. Rocks can not get confused, they are already in a state of perpetual confusion and depression because they're rocks 75. Rocks don't know about electricity 79. A rock has never been born 81. Rocks have no penis 83. Rocks have no vagina 85. Rocks have no scrotum 88. Rocks have no epididymis 90. Rocks have no ejaculatory duct 92. A rock can not cum/ jizz/ blow a load/ splooge/ cream/ permit the semen train to leave the station 94. Rocks have no uterine tube, thus it has no fimbriae, infundibulum, ampulla or isthmus 97. Rocks have no memory 100. Humans are able to work together, rocks can not 105. Rocks don't know shit about the periodic table 115. Rocks have a 100% illiteracy rate 120. A rock has no idea what it is 122. Rocks have no hair 126. Rocks have no friends 130. Humans have technology, rocks have nothing 131. Humans can take shits, rocks are shits 135. You have stopped reading this by now, but a rock could not read in the first place 140. Rocks have no elbows 150. Rocks have no lips 156. Rocks have no memory 160. Every single rock is a virgin 164. Rocks have no parents 166. Rocks are unable to have fun 170. Rocks have no knees 173. You may like a rock, but it is impossible for that rock to like you too 177. Rocks are homeless 180. Rocks can not dance 190. Rocks can not sing 200. Rocks are never too hot or too cold, they are always just the right temperature because they can not feel hot nor cold 210. Rocks can not drown 211. Rocks can not play any sport 212. According to popular news outlets, humans will have self driving cars by the year 2019. By 2019 rocks will still have nothing going for them 213. Rocks can not lift weights 214. Rocks have no memory 215. Rocks have no tongue 216. No rock has ever seen a movie and understood what was going on in the film 217. Rocks have no asscheeks 218. Humans can do almost anything; rocks can do literally nothing http://www.hotfeed.me/