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Odd experiences with the opposite gender?

What was the oddest thing that ever happened to you with the other gender...or if you swing that way the same gender. Mine would be with my Pa quite a while back, we were at the store buying some snacks, i'm picking up the bags to start carrying outside and my Pa follows, I hear my dad chuckle behind me, not worrying about it as I head to the car. As soon as we are in the car, my pa says this. "Did you see those two girls checking you out?" "What?" Next thing I know he goes into full detail as he saw two blonde girls "undressing me with their eyes". I never saw these women, heard them, nothing. Apparently they were mumbling something too. Next thing he does is call my Ma and explain the whole story to her, now she's laughing and i'm so flipping confused. I never saw who those women were, and found it the wierdest thing that my dad went into so.much.detail. It's also good to note, this has happened more than once.
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  • I've posted this here before, but this is the best story I have. I don't care if you believe it or not. [quote]Green texting because stories sound better. Long story, but it's worth it, I promise you, funniest thing that has ever happened to me >me and friend are seniors >friend is -blam!- buddies with this junior girl, we'll call her blonde >I own a jeep >with friend when we find out blonde wants to go for a top down ride because bitches love jeeps >I'm like nah bruh I'm not about that 3rd wheeling shit >tell her to bring her sluttiest friend, who me and my friend both know as a girl we'll call brunette (also a junior) >plays dumb card and says she doesn't have slutty friends >me my friend blonde and brunette hangout that day, nothing crazy >power of apple= group chat started that night with us 4 >we decide that we should all get drunk together >the girls have a competition who could send the better nude in the group chat >brunette won, never let blonde know though >fast foward about a week, me and my friend's last day of highschool, the girls still have school for another week >decide were all going to drink that night >sneak over brunettes house with a lot of fireball and burnettes (whiskey and vodka) >can't be caught >friend and I look at each other knowing that were going to get caught >ayyy lmao >later in the night friend becomes angry drunk, I'm very drunk and drinking more, the girls are pretty much sober >friend tells the girls to -blam!- off >the girls say verbatim "if you're not gunna do shit with us we'll do shit with eachother" >girls start making out >I take a snapchat mystory of it because I had to be funny >brunette starts riding my friends dick while making out with blonde >blonde sees, rage quits because my friend was her -blam!- buddy >pushes brunette off of friend >brunette starts riding me >blonde starts riding friend, trying to out-blam!- brunette >headboard of the bed banging >footsteps coming on the stairs >friend and I jump out of bed and into closet to hide >closet door rips open >brunette's mom >friend and I are only in our boxers >sprint out of house, grabbed my bag, friend grabbed his phone >running through streets in just underwear >realize my bag doesn't have any clothes in it or my phone, or my keys, just empty bottles >dumb the bottles on some randoms lawn >find dark spot on the road so cops don't see us (currently 1230am btw) >decide we need our clothes >go back to brunettes house >on side of the house telling brunette to throw out shit out >ayy lmao >mom and stepfather (btw we didn't know there was a father figure in the subject) walk outside asking us what were doing >were already caught, so we tell them we need our shit >they make brunette bring it out to us >we get dressed >find out blonde walked home and had my keys & wallet >U WOT M8?!? >brunettes mom wants to talk to blondes mom >in the car with brunettes mom and stepdad and my friend going to blondes house >stepdad asks us if we were trying to have sex with his stepdaughter >friend says yes, but didn't because he didn't have a condom >me and my drunken self decide to speak up, "oh I have a condom" and procede to show stepdad >stepdad wants 1v1 irl > get to blondes house > brunettes mom tells blonde mom everything >me and friend are laughing in the background >brunette parents drop us off at other friends house >other friend tells us to leave because his mom was being bitchy >friends phone is dead, my has been at 1% for the past 10 minutes >friends dad picks up the phone, coming to save us >phone dies before phone call ends >wake up in the morning at friends house >have to go to school to turn in a late paper, my friend has to do the same >enter school >every junior we see is freaking out when they see us, asking what happened and what not >remember that I made a mystory of the girls making out >lol >brunette texts me, saying she cried in the bathroom all day because everyone found out she made out with blonde, threatens to call the cops on me >text her back saying that I don't know her and don't know what she's talking about >block her on social media >LOLOLOLOL Will forever remember that as my last day of High School.[/quote]

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