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7/30/2015 6:33:27 PM
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I Went To A Nightclub Last Night
They actually played some really good music there.
They played 'Jump' and I jumped, they played 'Do The Twist' and I twisted, they played 'Come On Eileen' and, well, I ended up getting kicked out.
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Come on Eirene with your l i t c
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1 ReplyTurtles don't club. Turtles get clubbed yes?
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1 ReplyThey should've played "The Sponge".
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You have been visited by atten W O E
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TURTLE
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4 RepliesI once knew an Eileen in college. She would tease me and let me touch her boobs. One night we finally started fooling around; I took care of her first (it's the gentleman's way of things). Just as she was about to unzip my pants, my roommate knocked on the door; he apologized profusely and said he needed something. He grabbed what he needed in a matter of seconds, but by the time I went back to my bed, Eileen had turned over and fell asleep. And that is the story of how my roommate cockblocked me. [spoiler]What? You were expecting a joke? Not all my monologues are jokes.[/spoiler]
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*Claps slowly*
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1 Replyhttp://www.twitch.tv/dexter514/profile
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26 RepliesNOW THESE ARE THE KINDA SHITPOSTS WE NEED
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[spoiler][quote][quote][quote][quote]lol[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler]
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As in Van Halen?!
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4 RepliesTHEY PLAYED VAN HALEN?!?!
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Topkek
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Ayyyy turn up
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Oh so you were at a club. [spoiler]at night.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesOh, God, I'm so gonna die... [spoiler]Is this the second "nuke" you dropped?[/spoiler]
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I know right? You just do as instructed, and they kick you out...
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Masterful
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3 RepliesIt's a club[spoiler]at night[/spoiler]
