On April 20, 1337, there was over 9000 people in the town of Cod. All of a sudden the Illuminati gave everyone there Ebola and they all died. That is, everyone but Shrek and snoop dogg. They were then forced to battle in the MLG coliseum. The air-horn had been blown, which meant the fight had officially begun. Snoop dogg was equipped with a pack a weed, holding enough for him to smoke it everyday. Shrek was equipped with an M-200 intervention, powerful enough to quick scope anybody in sight. Just as they started fighting however, Darude came in out of nowhere. He tried to use sandstorm but couldn't. He then tried to use dankstorm. He was successful. But before the effects of dankstorm hit, the X-files theme song started playing. With no warning the illuminati fell out of the sky with a Snipar and no scoped everybody in the stadium. "THATS RIGHT!" he said, "GET NOSCOPED! GET NOSCOPED!" This day went down as the most MLG day in history.