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7/17/2015 9:18:28 AM
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Xur Conspiracy - He was meant to sell Gjallarhorn

Today is the 17/07/15 and Xur is located in Tower North (near The Speaker) So it's Xur day, everyone's excited, and today Xur has surprised us, he's not selling a weapon!! So what's happened? Here the theory: We have heard from Bungie multiple times talk about the Gjallarhorn. They know it's OP, it's in this week's weekly update! And well, imagine if young kinderguardians got their hands on this monster, Destiny would fall into despair. There would be no need to play the game anymore, it'd get boring, because everything PvE we do would just be people smashing the bosses with Ghorn. And here's were my theory kicks in. We know that there are a few people who watch Xur's inventory, they have the power to manipulate it... Let's call these people the Nine (a.k.a workers from Bungie). They say Xur is completely random, and there's no corruption in the system, but what if rng today rolled the dice to give Ghorn and one of the Nine spotted this? They would need to change it as soon as possible. But what if it's too late, and the best they can do is just remove it from Xur loot table. To further add to this, this week (19/07/15) will mark exactly 9 months since Xur has last sold this baby (sold it in week 2 of destiny). How long does it take for a baby to mature in the mother's womb? 9 months. This is much more than a simple error in Destiny, this is a cover-up. Bungie, listen hear my friend, we know what Xur was meant to bring today, so just let it happen. I want my Gjallarhorn! Comment your thoughts on this conspiracy.

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