I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Vacation Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous biased acts of moderation, and I have over 300 Christian Rock songs. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I’m the top preacher in the entire anti-homosexual campaign. You are nothing to me but just another atheist. I will baptize you in 1,000 rivers with holiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my blessed words. You think you can get away with saying those falsehoods to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am praying to my Lord and Savior in Heaven and your IP is being told to me right now on a piece of toast so you better prepare for the blood, blasphemer. The blood of Jesus that saved me and will wipe away the sins from the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fixing to be saved, son. My God can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in infinite ways, and that's just with natural causes. Not only am I extensively trained in the forum moderation, but I have access to its entire arsenal of tools and post editing power, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account clean from Sep7agon.net, you little shitposter. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your low quality spam. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re not paying the price because Jesus payed it for you, you foolish sinner. My God will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to Hell, kiddo. [spoiler]all credit goes to Ryle from Sep7agon, thanks buddy![/spoiler]