Dear Bungie, It appears you missed the memo that was sent out in the office today. Today is my birthday. A day where everyone reminds me of how far I have yet to acheive in life and how screwed my future retirement plan is. You were supposed to supplement my life a bit today by stocking up Xur with lots of Gjallarhorns. You were also supposed to release the trials map today and have it be the Anomaly. It's OK, I understand mistakes happen and memos get missed. Could you please correct this issue ASAP? Many thanks, Lianthios