There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf.
He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf
You're looking for you car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!
Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer you creep silently through the underbrush
Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on Hope!
You move stealthily toward it but your leg!
Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet)
Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf
Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)
But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
Stab him in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf
You limp into the dark woods blood oozing from your stump leg
But you have won; you have beaten Shia LaBeouf
Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
But you can do Jis Jitsu
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping his head now
You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf
His head Topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf ...
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The version on YouTube is literally the greatest thing ever
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I think I would just burn down the forest and Shia Lebouf simultaneously
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>Clicked thread expecting this >Was not disappointed
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Shia realizes he is about to die, and he tells you "DO IT, JUST DO IT!"
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>expected Shia lebouef >is pleased
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Best video ever! Good ole Rob Cantor
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JUST DO IT
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The video was awesome
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Into the woods to the thing that makes it worth the journeying...
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
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What is this from originally?
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Fukin hilarious.
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Is it just me or does Shia LaBeouf look kind of like Jesse Pinkman?
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*whispers in your ear [i]Shia Labeouf[/i]
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Edited by Nate the Turbo Virgin: 7/5/2015 8:19:33 PMShia LaBeouf
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[i]Then the head regains expression and says...[/i] [b]DO IT. JUST DO IT.[/b]
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I imagined a rap with just those sentinces
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JUST DO IT
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Edited by Void Genome Bby: 7/5/2015 7:56:28 PMI still don't know who Shia lebaouf is
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[i]shia surprise[/i]
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[u][/u]
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For me it'd be like "using razor-sharp teeth to dismember Shia Leboeuf."
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"The woods are just trees, The trees are just wood!"