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Edited by AK47Trainwreck:
7/4/2015 3:00:05 PM
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You're stuck on an island with Skolas, Crota and Atheon ...
Skolas has all the ammo, Crota has the Relic and Atheon has the Sword ... what do you do? ...
Edit: these are great guys! Keep um coming!
Edit: this has been a good laugh. More. replies than I expected.
Edit: (Expansion 2 ... 59.99$) Where is oryx you ask? He's in the next expansion!
You're stuck in a basement with Crota, Oryx, Atheon and Skolas ... there's only on tampon ... what do you do?
English
#Destiny
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2 RepliesPush them all into the water with your grenades and they'll drown.
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4X34V373
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Summon a sharknado
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8 RepliesShow them gally. Then show them a skull with flames ( solar burn). Watch them cry and beg for mercy.
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4 RepliesId watch this video
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Curious to see what relic does against skolas..
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Wade out into the shallows and wait three days and three nights, so all manner of sea creatures gather, acclimated to my presence. On the fourth day I'll rope a couple of sea turtles, lash them together and make a raft! What will I use for rope? Human hair. From my back.
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Edited by MyFirstMethod: 7/5/2015 4:02:47 AMI would wreck them with my Son [spoiler]Bonding Time[/spoiler]
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I would take atheons body apart into little pieces, put it back together on skolas like armor, and then I would take crotas soul and give it to skolas which will give him hive sorcery. I'll them then take the relic and sword like a shield and blade, get on top of the beast and charge into space.
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1 ReplyPull out internet cable and switch disks
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Kiss atheons ass and spit at the posers...
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We learn to coexist and compete in a fishing tourney once a month!
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2 Replies-blam!- Skolas, Kill Crota, Marry Atheon ...oh wrong game
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I go invis with Kaphris Sting and use Celestial Nighthawk at the same time and kill all three with one hit using KeyHole Win.
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Ill build a dirt house...becuase minecraft
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Kill everything with your fists
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Swim!
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1 ReplyKill Skolas to get Ghorn ammo like crazy, then go to Atheon and before he teleports me I would burn him with all the heavy ammo from Skolas, then I would get the sword from Atheon to go kill Crota with some Ghorn shots and the sword.
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Chuck grenades and shit at atheon, and push him off the island. Take sword. Kill crota with sword and grenades. Take relic. Kill skolas with relic super.
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3 RepliesRead Mein Kampf to all three of them
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What is the string on a tampon used for? [spoiler]floss after you eat[/spoiler]
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Build a raft?
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Atheon
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Swim away
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I will watch atheon wipe out scolas and crota by sending them to another realm with his teleporting shit and then swim away
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Chillax watch them kill each other, survivor will be f**ked I'll backhand him!!! 1-0 guardian
