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Edited by Tartan 118:
7/4/2015 6:08:02 PM
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Creatively create me
Yes, that means sex. Be (pro)creative.
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4 RepliesEdited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 7/4/2015 10:10:22 AMSugar, Spice, and everything Nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But A Drunk3n Duck accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction...F[b]A[/b]GGOTRY. THUS TARTAN WAS BORN!
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Will creatively create you later. Posting for reference.
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1 ReplyEdited by domodug321: 7/4/2015 4:52:25 PMI just passed a creatively open the door thread, a creatively propose to me thread, and a creatively murder me thread. Much creative https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/135627229/0/0 https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/135580118/0/0
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1 ReplyEdited by SmashHerHalls: 7/4/2015 2:03:39 PMLet's see. A man visited me at night, he must have been Tarzan or something because he swung on a vine into my open window. From that point on i remember little, I suspect hallucinogens were involved. I woke up slightly sore and the number 118 Imprinted in my mind. And then I realized, Tartan sounds like Tarzan. I cannot shake the feeling that it was nothing short of a miracle what happened. And thus Tartan 118 was born. (Months later that is)
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*Creates Tartan 118 creatively*
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1 ReplyI'll go find Tarzan's mother as a child, tell her the letter 'Z' can be replaced by the letter T, plus make sure she only knows the numbers 1, and 8. Then i'd travel forward in time, don a fancy marx brothers style disguise, knock her up, and have her give birth to a baby boy. But after she gives birth I'll tell her she needs three numbers in the child's name like some crappy email password, and gently push her towards naming you Tartan118.
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2 RepliesI'll create you so hard you'll create to birth.
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I wing-wong my ding-dong. Bam. [quote]MIND -blam!-ING BLOWN[/quote]
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2 RepliesWARNING: GRAPHICAL SEXUAL CONTENT AND GENERAL -blam!-ED UP-NESS (The views displayed does not necessarily reflect those of the author and b.net) [spoiler]You know those circus dwarves? I wanna -blam!- one of those. But not a pretty cicus one, an angry one. I want him to have a wooden leg so I can shove it into the ground while I -blam!- him.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm not sure how to respond to this.
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1 ReplyI make a woman jerk off to the most tart fruit there is, then she gives birth to Tartan [spoiler]Get it?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHere's 20 quid. I hear Susie at the corner of King and Edward doesn't have too many VDs.
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A pinch of salt 3 tbs. of chopped onion A cup of love All mixed together with the secret ingredient... 4 heaping pounds of freshly ground, [spoiler]Plankton![/spoiler]
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Simon Pegg- The new Lenny
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3 RepliesThis is all so sudden, you didn't even take me to dinner first
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Microwave it
