The food stamp program is administered by the U. S. department of agricultural. They proudly report that they distribute free meals and food stamps to over 46 million people on an annual basis.
Meanwhile, the national park service, run by the U. S. department of the interior, asks us, "please do not feed the animals." Their stated reason for this policy being that...
"The animals will grow dependant on the handouts, and then they will never learn to take care of themselves."
This concludes today's lesson. Any questions?
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Wow, that's almost irony.
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Irony? I thought this was Spanish class!
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First off....never believe government statistics.
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Lol. But on a serious note the people that don't abuse the privilege of getting food stamps really need it though.
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Yeah. Cut all government aid and see what happens. Full on riots. Take a look at Greece if you like.
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A horse walked into a bar The bartender said "why such a long face?" The horse said "because I'm a horse you dumb shit."
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[quote]The food stamp program is administered by the U. S. department of agricultural. They proudly report that they distribute free meals and food stamps to over 46 million people on an annual basis. Meanwhile, the national park service, run by the U. S. department of the interior, asks us, "please do not feed the animals." Their stated reason for this policy being that... "The animals will grow dependant on the handouts, and then they will never learn to take care of themselves." This concludes today's lesson. Any questions?[/quote]
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In other news, schools are banning guns. They say they are dangerous and "kill people". BREAKING NEWS: This just in, there has been another mass shooting at a school. It was as if there was no way to stop the one bad person with a gun because the law-abiding citizens were too busy following the laws, therefore having nothing to protect themselves. More of that story at 10.
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[quote]This concludes today's lesson. Any questions?[/quote] Uhm, yes, I thought this was a math class.
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Edited by EL: 7/3/2015 7:56:12 AMStupid animals need to learn how to eat each other.
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But if they exploit tax cuts that makes them smart.
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U mad bra?
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Amazing
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Bump. Look I'm a narcissistic fgt just like the rest of you.
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Ha true
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Wow, perfect.
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How [i]ironic[/i]
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