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Edited by Mesprit:
8/20/2015 3:01:38 AM
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You wake up with me in your bed, what do you do?
So flood, what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[spoiler]I'm a girl. [/spoiler]
EDIT: All you faithful folk give me hope for humanity. Thanks <3
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One more bump
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Necrobump
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Necrobump
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LMFAO this is still going lol.
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1 ReplyAsk if youd reply on kik, Lol
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2 RepliesWake up Look Look away Get up Run out of room Start foreign accent routine Come back with pancakes[spoiler]or "puncakes"[/spoiler] Call cab Wave good bye Sip tea in silence[spoiler]most likely ginger[/spoiler] Wake up from dream Inception begins
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2 RepliesWell, first I'd try to wake you up with a little under-the-covers fun...then make us breakfast.
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2 RepliesI'm not lesbian so get a coffee and go
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Robot Santa: I brought the elves back from vacation, chained them up and called my holiday friends. Kwanzaabot: Kwanzaabot. Chanuka Zombie: And the Chanuka Zombie. Robot Santa: Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense. Robot Santa's Elves: Damn you, doo doo doo doo. Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Shutup. Now fetch those bunnies by the armful. Robot Santa's Elves: Says who? doo doo doo doo. Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Says me. Napalm makes them slightly more harmful. No one here goes near that door, this toyshop's goin' to war. Chanuka Zombie: Talmud says be slow to anger, low-down scammers got me seeing red. Got my TIE Fighter out of the hangar. Jump back Jack, 'cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead. Robot Santa's Elves: Ten-hut, doo doo doo doo. Chanuka Zombie: [simultaneous] Dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of blasting clay. Robot Santa's Elves: You're nuts, doo doo doo doo. Chanuka Zombie: [simultaneous] And when it's dry and ready, for mercy they will pray, I can't wait eight nights or more. This zombie's goin' to war. [Robot Santa begins beat-boxing] Kwanzaabot: Ch, Check it out, Kwanzaabot in the neptizzle hizzle, with my inhuman beat-box, busy building missiles. They're guided by these cute dancing fairy figures. Careful little elf, that's proximity-triggered. I'm fighting back for Kwanzaa so the children won't miss it. I'm confused about its meaning, but I know it when they diss it. So Santa? Santa: Yeah, Kay? Kwanzaabot: Cee Zee? Chanuka Zombie: Hey, hey. Kwanzaabot: Let's slay them pimps. Come on, pimp my sleigh. Chanuka Zombie: Easy with that toy artillery, Torgo's Powder's deadly but unstable. Robot Santa: [spoken] Can they sue for liability? Nixon: [spoken] Certainly not! Robot Santa: Use as much as you are able. Robot Santa's Elves: This bites, doo doo doo doo Robot Santa: [simultaneous] You signed away your rights when you were hired. Nixon & Leela: Now, let's fight. Robot Santa's Elves: ...doo doo doo doo. Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Okay, chestnuts roasting I'm gonna open fire. Prepare for gore galore. Santa, Kwanzaabot & Chanuka Zombie: This trinity's goin' to war.
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2 Replies[b]"We'll bang, ok?"[/b]
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Makes breakfast for two
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Ask how the hell did you get into my room let alone my house
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1 Reply*pokes* if u are a ghost why are u in my bed?
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1 Reply*Asks if you wanna build a pillow fort*
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Post pic ya slut so I can decide if I'll rek ur ole or not
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Wonder when you changed your name, for a start.
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Say good morning.
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Question why im a pedo
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Go back to sleep
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Edited by Commander Zavala: 8/17/2015 10:09:09 AMSmother u with a pillow. Then r[b]a[/b]pe your corpse. [spoiler]jk lel[/spoiler] Usually when I wake up in the morning I sleep in until like 11:55 am. [spoiler]Smoke weed everyday.[/spoiler]
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*pokes face* umm Netflix and chill?
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1 Reply*pokes* your not a ghost o.O
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You paid off the uber guy didn't you...
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