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Edited by HappyMeal75:
7/1/2015 8:01:33 PM
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Chocolate-Good Joke I've never heard
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How did xur get his name? [spoiler]He asked The Nine if he could have one. [/spoiler]
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Why do Titans make good look outs? [spoiler]they never blink[/spoiler]
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Atheon's butt is the Vault of Gas
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What's the difference between Omnigul and your mom? [spoiler]I'd -blam!- Omnigul.[/spoiler]
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What did Oryx get for fathers da- oh wait, too soon?
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Why was skolas sent to the prison of elders [spoiler]Vandalism[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call an Awoken Sunsinger? [spoiler]Blue Cheese[/spoiler] What is said Awoken's favorite snack? [spoiler]Cheese-its[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by SlummyZeru: 7/1/2015 12:19:16 PMWhat's the difference between a guardian and will smith? one says they want to become legend the other says i am legend. fixed type :P
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1 ReplyHow did Oryx get his wings? [spoiler]He drank Red Bull.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Ereaser: 7/1/2015 11:59:32 AMYo momma is so fat the fallen kidnapped her thinking it was the traveller.
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Oreo, double cream.
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A Titan and a hunter walk into a bar? How do you know? They start QQing about warlocks to the bartender within 30 seconds .
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3 RepliesYour moms so fat when she walks around the tower guardians say:[spoiler]well at least it's chained up[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did the vandal go to rehab? [spoiler]dregs.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Sumo_cide: 7/1/2015 11:02:43 AMYour momma so ugly that when she went into the Gorgons Labyrinth, the Gorgons tried to hide from her. Can I have an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie please, there my favorite
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1 Replya Titan, warlock, and hunter are stranded in the desert dying. The warlock suggests they call home and tell their loved ones goodbye. The Titan and Hunter agree. The Hunter pulls out his phone and cries in agony. "It's dead!" The warlock and Hunter cry. They look over at the Titan laughing while fiddling with his arm. They look at him only to see the hunters phone plugged into the Titans shoulder. The Titan looks at the two and says. SHOULDER CHARGE
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2 RepliesSo a Titan, Warlock, and Hunter Walk into a bar. Oww… Oww… *Guardian Down*
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Did we not have a version of this thread last night with the 'snowflake' guy? Btw, why did the warlock go hungry? Did we ever find out?
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5 RepliesWhy did the Exo stranger cross the road[spoiler]Sorry, I don't have time to explain[/spoiler]
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Why couldn't the ghost play on the see-saw with his friends? [spoiler]because he was a [i]little light[/i][/spoiler]
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Did you hear about the Goblin that caught a "Vexually Transmitted Disease"? It was "Harpies" [spoiler]Yikes![/spoiler]
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Why couldn't the Awoken sleep. Because he was awake. Now can I have a macadamia cookie?
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Your mom is like a skirmish match, 6 people shooting in random directions.
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The joke is Destiny.
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1 ReplyI had a destiny joke but I phogoth it Summoning pits
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What did the warlock say to the titan wearing armamentarium after he threw a grenade? [spoiler]you better not throw a nova bomb[/spoiler]
