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6/24/2015 2:57:36 PM
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Uh oh, Lizard Squad talking about crashing Destiny servers if TKK price and game isn't made more fair

You all remember Xmas, and how psn and x was down for a long time due to hackers. Well it seems they are at it again if they don't get their own way, and are essentially going to blackmail Bungie to make TKK more fair in terms of content and price. If they don't get their way, they're going to crash the servers. Their demands are: *Cheaper or more fair price tag for TKK for Day 1 players *All exotic weapons (specifically those from the £79.99 edition) must be available to all players, after a deadline had passed *Reptile aliens must be seen in the game, as both a playable race and enemy. *More flies for said lizard aliens *Destiny embossed tissues MUST be given free of charge to the most sensitive of players *More Wahbulances must be built and maintained, at least 5000 for each country *Luke Smith must be coated in oil, and forced to wear a He-Man style outfit, whilst bungeeing of off a bridge (with bungie rope attached to his underwear, creating the ultimate wedgee) * Finally, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman must be given exclusive voice overs for different ghosts or vendors.

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