Why the hell wouldn't you vote for this man?
Bernie "The One Man Klan" Sanders
Bernie "The One Hander" Sanders
Bernie "Revving up the friers, cooking up the liars" Sanders
Bernie "Commie Killer" Sanders
Bernie "Drop It Like It's Hot" Sanders
Bernie "Race War Commander" Sanders
Bernie "Make the 1% Repent" Sanders
Bernie "The Rich Wrangler" Sanders
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If I had to choose between Bernie and being kicked in the nuts until I pissed blood, I'd need to see a doctor about my future ability to father children.
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FEEL THE BERN BABY!