When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
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OP is disappoint in not including Portal reference in poll.
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Why would you play video games when you could make combustible lemons?
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I squeeze the lemons at life's eyes
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Cut myself and squeeze the lemons on my cuts
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Have sex with them
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I would use them as slingshot ammunition.
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Build a combustible lemon launcher and burn Life's house down.
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I'd make some lemonade. F***in love lemonade
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Bump for lemons
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Other: your mom
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Put them on my cuts to stimulate myself with pain.
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When life gives you lemons, get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!??!? -cave Johnson
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Get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that I can use to burn life's house down
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I burn his house down
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I burn his house down
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Find life and squeeze the lemons in his eyes.
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Piss on them.
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I take a shower go on a walk to the resteraunt i want to eat at then i come home make lemonade to drink while I play video games then take a nap
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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemon aid get mad make who ever gave you the lemons ru the day they decided to give cave Johnson lemons I'm gonna event a combustible lemon and burn your house down It went something like that
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Where tf is Cave Johnson and his damn lemon posts when you need it.
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Other : squeeze the lemons in the eyes of the police ( cuz fûck da police -blam!-h
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Combustible lemons would be fun.
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Cut them in half, put a little salt then eat them
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Inb4cavejohnson
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Make apple juice
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Pour their juice in the cuts of my enimies
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Cave Johnson! I challenge you to a duel!