Some are serious, some are informal, and some are neither of those.
1. This is Bungie.net. Not Halo.net, nor is it Destiny.net.
2. There is a man named stosh. Blame him. Why? I don't know the exact reason; I blame him for that.
3. The Bungie community is also called the Seventh Column.
4. PENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS (Don't ask)
5. Frogblast the ventcore
6. Daz is a pegboy
7. July 7th is a holy day. Don't forget it.
8. FACT: You are Achronos's alt.
9. NEVER ask to be a Forum Ninja; or you never will be.
10. If you ask when the Weekly Update is going to be posted, you've officially delayed it even more. Congrats.
11. When somebody says John Cena, they don't mean the wrestler.
12. Shishka is a pegboy
13. If you ever run into legal trouble, ask Foman for help.
14. If somebody says MarryMeJane, they are not proposing to you.
15. Rose and Warmaster are bad people. We don't talk about them.
16. The Septagon is the symbol of the Bungie community; not the emblem of an offsite.
17. There is a good chance that Bobcast has banged your sister. You've been warned.
18. Humpdays and Bungie Bounties are fun times where we all come together and kick Bungie's ass.
19. Don't go into OffTopic on May 24th. Things get weird on May 24th.
20. You have no rights; play nice.
21. Please use the correct forum for the correct discussion. Destiny stuff goes in Destiny or Recruitment, B.net and community stuff goes into Bungie and Seventh Column, and weird shit goes in OffTopic.
22. Skeleton Man will kick your ass.
23. If you have to ask if you're an oldfoman, you're not an oldfoman.
24. Gnop > any and all other video games.
25. Don't eat the Soffish.
26. That little gorilla-type thing your blue avatar has is called The Webmaster. He's a bit busy with Yoozel right now, so you'll have to leave a message.
27. The Flood = OffTopic
28. If you see a thread about how good Cheerios are, its not talking about how they taste.
29. When somebody says cOLD, they aren't referring to the temperature.
30. Make threads about horses at your own risk.
31. If somebody says something like "3spooky5me," it ain't a typo.
32. Luke owes many people steak dinners
33. You can't have their Recon.
34. BrySi who?
35. OP means Original Poster/Original Post.
36. If you're not an oldfoman, you're a newfoman. If you are new; you are a newfoman.
37. We're all Achronos's alts.
38. PM Duardo if you have any questions.
39. No, they're not going to "verse" you.
40. Our webmaster wears a gorilla suit and a jet pack
41. Bungie has made more than just Halo and Destiny. Their games include but are not limited to Marathon, Myth, Oni, Gnop, and Pathways Into Darkness.
42. Forum Ninjas are the moderators of this site; they are responsible for maintaining order on the forums and disciplining those who break the Code of Conduct and the Terms of Use.
43. Read the CoC and ToU. You're new to the site and probably think you can get away with not reading them; I know I did. I was wrong. If you break the rules, they WILL find you, no exceptions. You've been warned.
44. There is a VERY good chance Bobcast has banged your mom.
45. The Seventh Column is the Bungie community as a whole; #Destiny, #OffTopic, #SeventhColumn, and private groups are all part of it.
46. Precursors solo.
47. All glory to Kitchen 8!
48. Avoid being a Lonepaul alt.
49. urk's beard could probably kick your ass.
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Don't bring up 28 any more.
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5/10 for effort. Alot of these things need to be put to bed. 'Shishka is a pegboy' just needs to be taken out behind the shed and given one last pat on the head. But I did get a good laugh out of the John Cena and Lonepaul bits.
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I'm from Offtopic and I got cancer reading that.
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I like Jackal.
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Wait what about Lenny?
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Who is Luke though? I am definitely owed a steak dinner from that dude
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Off subject. Are you native?
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I think this was informative. When I understand more of the references I'll look back with gratitude. Maybe
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45. Is confused
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take note newfomans that op is fgt is not on there
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Hey Ktan, Dafuq does any of this mean?
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#4 is completely derogative. I never nor will ever be penetrating Rocketman's anus.