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Post the funniest/ coolest quites you've heard from NPCs in the tower.......NOW!
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    • Bump

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    • SMUT! -Master Rahool

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    • "Error Code: Caterpillar" Reef Frames

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      • Edited by Not Sure How I Got Here: 9/3/2015 4:06:31 AM
        Got bored the other day, so I listened to Variks for a while and wrote down the dialogue. He's my favorite chronic smoker. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Anyway, the square brackets are where more dialogue would be, but I either couldn't hear him very well or another player would run up and interrupt his dialogue. Hopefully you find this interesting, I sure did. Just you? You need two friends... strong ones. You watch me, I watch you. What do you know of the Nine, Guardian? Why does the Queen hate you so, to make you watch Variks with such... vigilance. I wonder what Skolas thinks of House Judgment now? *laughs* You're looking for Variks? You've found Variks. You feeling strong enough to fight, Guardian? You! Machine! Is the Queen finished with Skolas? We captured a terrible Hive beast. Caught it in the dark. Even I don't know what it is. I was a Judgment scribe, long ago. I had much respect. We are friends, yes, Guardian? Give me your Ghost. You would depart? I would like to purchase your Ghost. If you already [more, but interrupted] You put on a good show for us, Guardian. Come here, come here! I have a challenge for you. I'll see you... in the Prison. I assure what you're hearing of me are... lies. I'll show you a good fight! Keep you strong, and quick! Perhaps I shall see you sooner than later? Come below the Prison! This is goodbye, until you finish your fight. I shall help you. Will you come below the Prison soon? Come here, I would have your scent. You look ready to fight today. Wolves fall but another house rises. You're part of our history now. Are you looking for the Prison, Guardian? Are you fighting today? I know you, Guardian. You saved our home. Yes, yes. I am of House Judgment, Guardian. I took this staff long ago from Devil Captain. [more dialogue, but was interrupted by another Guardian] You're not fighting today? Feeling weak? ...scared? You all look the same sometimes, but your smell, I know. I am loyal to the Queen. All else you have heard are lies. One day soon, I'll tell you the tale of how our world ended. I'll tell you of the Great Machine [more, but I didn't quite catch it] The Great Machine... it is mine too, Guardian. The Ellixnee (definitely not spelled right, sue me) call you Fierce Killer, Taker of Great Ships! Are you going to your ship now? Where did you leave it? Is it in good condition? I help you help me. You take what you want. You and I are friends, yes? I admire your ship... I told you to catch Skolas, and you did! I have learned that Guardians are most surprising. You are the greatest of warriors. Tell me about your City, Guardian. My service to the Queen is... complicated, Guardian. Tell everyone how I helped you with Skolas, Guardian. For House Judgment! We are friends now. Come back, and you will be welcomed, Guardian. Always. You bested Skolas. What follows? Goodbye, my friend. You're going back to the City now? Will you tell them of your great friend, Variks? [more that I didn't quite catch] I am of House Judgment, Guardian. See you, Guardian. Be cautious of the Wolves out there... hiding. Do you see how I help you? Farewell, but beware. Skolas's Wolves will hunt you now. Many fights await you. You are welcome among my House. Good hunting, but beware the friends of Skolas. Be... wary. You feeling strong enough to fight, Guardian? What does Petra need now? Be lucky! You have traveled far from your Light, Guardian. Who let Skolas out, you think? You should stay vigilant. [something, something] *fake fart noise???* EDIT: holy sh!t, this is much longer than I thought. I must apologize for that, it probably looks like spam, lmao. EDIT: The Reef is just a secondary Tower, shhhhh. IMPORTANT EDIT: If you're heard dialogue that is not included in this, please comment. Additional dialogue will be added here. TrulyDontCare: [quote]Just a minute ago I heard him say "Fallen, you call us, but are..." (couldn't make it out. Sounded like Variks.) I didn't see that one in there.[/quote] Pause Zero: [quote]Variks once said: "I was as still as you before Skolas tore off my arms..."[/quote] Here'a a clip of Variks being Variks, I guess? Credit to Lyon Delta. [url=http://www.bungie.net]https://youtu.be/eLPlVMpqRcI[/url]

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        • Cayde: I know this is a abuse of a PA system, however, whoever took my Sparrow, I will find you, and I will put a sign on you- oh wait nevermind, nevermind, its right here..

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          • Cayde: I've never been one for fancy speeches. So if you see em...shoot em

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          • "One hive two hive three hive, shoot them all. Now none are alive." -Nursery rhyme -eris

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          • Waz did 10/11

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          • At 11 in the night gunsmith told me "Can't sleep?"

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          • take me with you... -Me

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          • "She turned me into a newt!" "...I got better.." -[i]Commander Zavala[/i]

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            • "Don't be afraid Guardian. I don't turn people into frogs, no matter what you've heard." - Ikora Rey, the Magical Space Terrorist.

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            • [i]"...so a titan walks up to a hunter in the tower, and...?[/i]

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            • Tower announcement something about Ikora Ray's knitting class

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            • Tower announcer "Bungie, satisfying your mom since 1991." Lost it after that

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            • "At Last, Sovangarde"

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            • "Yeeeeeeeees"

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            • "Message for xur, what is xur"

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            • There was one in the tower where Cayde made an announcement. Something about losing something. Then came back a minute later and said he found it. Forgot what it said exactly, but I thought it was funny.

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              • Edited by Antony: 11/6/2015 4:59:58 PM
                Please be aware, having a Ghost is not an excuse for recreational Tower jumping. For the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, visit bungie.net.

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                • OK. "Send them home crying" "Hey... take me with you?" "Cayde ran through the crucible like it was nothing... sly bastard" "Tell me how Crota looked as he died" "Will you come below the Prison soon?" "A CELL FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS!!!" New Ghost: "I never thought they would leave the core intact, I...oh, bombs. It's covered in bombs."

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                    "Take me with you"

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                  • " " - The Speaker

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                    • Personal favorite, from Lakshmi-2, female exo rep of the FWC: "So, I can tell by the way you stare at me, you've see her. Haven't you?" Followed by "She will find it guardian, and when she does, we'll be there" That quote led me to start seeing the connection between the FWC and the exo stranger.

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