Did George really have to die?
He could have let a -blam!-ing marine do it..
Did Carter really have to die?
He could have -blam!-ing jumped out the ship..
Did Emile really have to die?
If he didn't spend so much damn time shooting the elite, he could have turned the -blam!- around and -blam!-ing chuck norrised that elites ass.
Did Kat really have to die?
Yes.
And why didn't Jun come back and 117 noscoped all of the elites asses during the scene when Six died?
Plus, where the -blam!- is the death star at? Every Halo game has had a Death Star.
Why is this game called Halo reach anyways? What the -blam!- are they reaching for?? It's not like they are not tall enough to reach the top of a shelf...
Why did Kat need to get a robot arm? She could have taped her old one back on. I guess doctors did suck in the 1980s.
Why don't they let the nice monsters have that planet? They go through all of the time, money and effort to nuke, kill and burn people. That's hard work, they deserve that planet. All the humans do is get fat and play cod on their N64.
These are my suggestions to fix the game. Hopefully, bungie will build a time machine with the money collected from their new game, Destiny, and go back in time and fix the game.
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Edited by U3967569: 6/14/2015 10:12:34 PMSo is your mom's cu[i]n[/i]t
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I have good memories. In 2011, I remember my good friend had just bought Halo: Reach the day it came out. So he and I, along with two other good friends, were pumped and jumped straight into the game. Almost every day, after hanging outside for a bit, we would all go inside and hop into multiplayer, we all grew bonds over that game. Then, I got the game again a year ago, just as the good friend did. We met another good friend and over the summer we had hopped online and messed around all day and night, once again growing stronger bonds. I know this post is a joke, but to all the actual Reach haters I say this: do you honestly it's alright to trash others' love for the game? I'm getting teary eyed thinking about the game. A game like Halo is what you make it, and with the right friends, such a game as Reach can forge the greatest memories a gamer can possibly ask for.
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Exactly. We normally could take 5-6 of those needled rifles, and Kat just gets 360 no scoped and died instantly... #fücklogic.
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I just caught autism
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I want to contribute to the trol but my mind is blank! IM SORRY!!!
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A captain always goes down with his ship. Otherwise they are punished for fleeing. One of the sacrifices of being a sailor of a cruises hip for example.
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People don't get that this is a troll, I don't understand.
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Edited by Shrek Almighty: 6/5/2015 9:45:11 AMYou deserve to be hit by effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗 Every second of your life.
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adapt
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Terrible b8 m8. I r8 negative 8/8
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Halo sucks*
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effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗 Send that to someone with an iPhone it turns their phone off
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Gr8 b8 m8 no h8 I r8 8/8
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U wot m8?
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*grabs popcorn* lmal
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Love halo reach i have dear memories playng that game with ma bro in multiplayer
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Lol. On the bright side, firefight game mode was awesome!
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The Armor Abilities are totally balanced. And the movement speed is just fine. And the maps are all well-designed. You just need to[spoiler]A. D. A. P. T.[/spoiler]
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Adapt
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and why is ODST called Halo 3 ODST? There's not even a Halo in it!
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Adapt
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I'd give this post a 8.7/10
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That is all
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don't speak about your mum like that
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[i]HEAR, HEAR![/i]
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Ur mum is trash.