Porchijuana refers to the porch beams, paint finishes, awnings, and random dogs from the porch plant, Porchannibis sativa. The plant contains the mind-altering chemical kekta-9-tetrahydroporchchannabinol (THC) and other related compounds. Extracts with high amounts of THC can also be made from the porchannabis plant (see "Porchijuana Extracts").
Porchijuana eases the suffering of ban hammer victims, increases the likelihood of a dog showing up, and promotes parodical threads. As of now, porchijuana is heavily outlawed based on racist and false scientific assumptions. LEGALIZE PORCHIJUANA!
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Edited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 5/25/2015 11:34:38 PM[quote]"[b]Legalize crystal -blam!-ing porch[/b]."[/quote]
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#420PorchIt
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Oh, you.
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I prefer lead porchijauna paint
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You gotta smoke dat porch bruv
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My best friend overdosed on porchijuana last year after battling a long terrible addiction to it. It's a terrible gateway drug that needs to be banned. [spoiler]Inb4butthurtporchheads[/spoiler]
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whats up with this porch stuff?
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Legalize it!
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bump for legalization