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Edited by LinYoshiBelle: 5/23/2015 3:35:56 AM
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What Elitists Think of Noobs in the Trials!!!

First of all - no, this is not a "Guide to Trials." I've read ridiculous posts about people complaining about the Lighthouse and how "difficult" it is to get there. It's not hard at all. I've been playing PvP since the Alpha (check my medal score) and have been good at it (check my K/D). Well, Control isn't up to par due to Iron Banner, though. Anyhow, as for the people Crying about it - there's two ways to look at it. 1.) All the people who want Xur to sell Ghorn. This is us PvP players saying, "No! You don't get an easy way out!" You either EARN it or don't! Suck it up! You can't cheese your way to nine straight wins. 2.) This is the PvP Raid. PvE kids got Crota, Atheon, & Skolas! We got one, too. …and it's the hardest raid in the game. I don't feel sorry for the people who can't do it. They don't DESERVE it. They didn't EARN it. There are two things that give me great satisfaction in Trials!!! I will share them with you. 1.) In order for me (and my team of two others) to make it to the Lighthouse, we had to beat nine teams of three. 9-0. Because of us, twenty-seven people were rejected from the Lighthouse this week - at minimum! Us three are of more importance to this community (PvP wise) so WE were chosen in the stead of those we had beeten. Get this - WE'RE NOT DONE!!! Yup. We can still go in there and farm for gear!!! My team has done this on all their characters and we've started new ones! How many times have we seen, "So & so has completed their Trial" after we just stomped them. No gear for you. I'm STILL hungry. 2.) Atheon was weak. Crota was weak. Even Skolas was weak. We beat them all! Even PvE kids beat them. But in Trials, I AM THE RAID BOSS!!! You don't chase me - I chase YOU. I have the skill, along with my team to ensure hundreds - MAYBE THOUSANDS don't see that Lighthouse this week! I don't see us losing once - let alone THREE times in a single weekend! We (and fiends like us) own Trials!!! Hahahahaha!!! Oh, the spoils of a hard-earned victory are ever-so delightful. See you next week! I'll need gear, competition, and a fresh plate of scrubs. Meanwhile I'll be lurking in Skirmish, Rumble, or Clash… muwhahahahaha… -LinYoshi
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  • Look at your self Op

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  • You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me. And that’s when you met me. “What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?” “You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words. “There was a… a truck and it was skidding…” “Yup,” I said. “I… I died?” “Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said. You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?” “More or less,” I said. “Are you god?” You asked. “Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.” “My kids… my wife,” you said. “What about them?” “Will they be all right?” “That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.” You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty. “Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.” “Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?” “Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.” “Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,” “All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.” You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?” “Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.” “So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.” “Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.” I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had. “You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.” “How many times have I been reincarnated, then?” “Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.” “Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?” “Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.” “Where you come from?” You said. “Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.” “Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.” “Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.” “So what’s the point of it all?” “Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?” “Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted. I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.” “You mean mankind? You want us to mature?” “No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.” “Just me? What about everyone else?” “There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.” You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…” “All you. Different incarnations of you.” “Wait. I’m everyone!?” “Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back. “I’m every human being who ever lived?” “Or who will ever live, yes.” “I’m Abraham Lincoln?” “And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added. “I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled. “And you’re the millions he killed.” “I’m Jesus?” “And you’re everyone who followed him.” You fell silent. “Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.” You thought for a long time. “Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?” “Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.” “Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?” “No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.” “So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…” "An egg"I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.” And I sent you on your way.

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    • My team made it to the lighthouse and I will say it was a challenge, also super fun! And I would like to say as someone who has been to the lighthouse, I do not act like a dick and say the words "git gud scrub" to the people that have a hard time. That's just rude and embarrassing. To all the " elitists" who say it. In my eyes you are the losers.

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    • They complain too much, that's what this flawless victor thinks

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    • I'm considered a casual and I got flawless twice. It's all about teamwork and adapting to opponents strategy.

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    • I respect bad teams because they're learning. The harder we beat them the more they learn. Disclaimer: Beating someone with Sunsinger/Thorn combos doesn't make you good. This makes you worse than teams of 32s using Rare items.

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    • Lol he said "earn"...

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    • I stopped reading at your first point. Reason being is no one on here earned the gally. It was given to them. And no you dont have to be good to grt to the lighthouse. I got there week one and i suck.

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    • Lol you realize they can go for another flawless as many times as they want after you beat them even if you beat them... lol so your efforts are in vain I'm afraid. Honestly judging by your attitude and way of thinking, saying you enjoy ruining people's win streaks. I wouldn't be suppressed if you were one of the losers going around DDOSing people and using god mode with infinite supers just to be a prick which is what you're being 100% You didn't stop my flawless loser and you never will. Bring it

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    • Beeten. Vegetables.

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    • Thank god that's not you.

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    • When you look in the mirror do you see a frying pan? All the kd in the world can't fix that.

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      • People like you suck! Sure it's competitive nature blah blah. The hardest raid in the game for sure. We are the most dangerous hunt. Have a little respect though. Don't be a sore winner, guy.

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        • Well someone wasn't hugged as a child.

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        • OP needs a hug...and also some maturity.

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        • I will kill you, my team will kill you

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          • You say all of this, but I guarantee that my team will -blam!- you sideways

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            • Dude your characters suck major ass. Come back when you have at least one 34

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            • Skolas was weak? You don't even have a 34, you're not a high enough level to even prove you're good enough to beat these tasks. Stop talking shit and making people feel bad when you're the stupid scrub with 1 32. Honestly people like you ruin this -blam!-ing community. Grow up. Cheers, Jerbeen

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              • [quote]But in Trials, I AM THE RAID BOSS!!! You don't chase me - I chase YOU. I have the skill, along with my team to ensure hundreds - MAYBE THOUSANDS don't see that Lighthouse this week! I don't see us losing once - let alone THREE times in a single weekend! We (and fiends like us) own Trials!!! Hahahahaha!!![/quote]

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              • TL;DR

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              • I haven't put much time into pvp in Destiny. Last weekend I went into the trails thinking I would be alright (at least get to 7-9 wins). I made it to 6 once. I wasn't always the worst on my team but I wasn't much help when rounds got ruff and I had to go 1v1. Saying that I looked up a couple 9-0 vids to see some of the better strategies and combination of weapons. I took some of this knowledge and played 5 games in skirmish today with randoms. I did alot better averaging around a 2 kd. Now I will take my skills into ToO this weekend and hope for the best.

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              • Sound like someone needs to get out of their mom's basement and get some sun on that pasty white skin.

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              • ...still can't find that bag of fûcks....

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              • You don't even have a 34 you nerd.

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              • Just wow! What a loser! Let us know when you actually lose your virginity!

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