Alright, share your best (or worst) haikus. Stick to the traditional layout of syllables per line: 5,7,5.
Bonus points for incorporating flood topics, butts, lasers, and/or cats (it is still the internet).
I'll start:
Friendly reminder
May twenty fourth is the day
Lil Stew found a pup
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I miss my campus. Lots of adventures were had. I'll cherish them all.
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Who am I you ask? I'm Pelo McSoy da Flood. Pleasure to meet you.
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"A long time ago, "In a galaxy far, far-" Nope, it doesn't fit.
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No sunrise for me. I didn't get to see it. At least there was snow.
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Lo, what have I done? I have kicked the hornet's nest. Now we are all doomed.
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How did the song go? I can't remember the tune. Why can't I recall?
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My break is over. It was long, but I'm ready. Back to work I go.
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Today started well. There were flurries this morning. It was quite peaceful.
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What do we have here? A dormant thread is absurd! Better revive it!
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I made a post here One, but it was forgotten Refrigerator
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Necrobump this thread I've done it twice at this point This is a good thread [spoiler]:)[/spoiler]
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[u][b]/*Blue Loyalty*/[/b][/u] Time to join the team! I pledge allegiance to Red! Wait, that's not Blue Team...
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It's really easy: Five, Seven, Five syllables. Now is that so hard? [spoiler]Yikes, that sounds a bit condescending... D=[/spoiler]
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Edited by RyuzRevenge: 11/5/2015 7:54:55 PMHaiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator
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One day left feels like centuries can't take much more
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This haiku sucks. It really really really sucks. Kill yourself OP.
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Edited by ZoltoydeZ77: 11/2/2015 7:56:10 PMYou know they call me The hiphopapotamus Lyrics bottomless [spoiler]Inspiration drawn from JBSpudster down in the comments and FOTC[/spoiler]
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Butts are amazing They smell very good in my face I lick them a lot
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Weeaboo weeb weeb Weeaboo Weeaboo weeb Weeb Weeaboo weeb
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>Insert Zer0 line >Insert some more Zer0 lines >Zer0 is badass
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Edited by ZoltoydeZ77: 11/2/2015 7:57:38 PMIt's a tradition With my boys Kurt and Gordo Time for agnizab [spoiler]Inspiration drawn from Miles & Mojo's amazing sitcom[/spoiler]
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Edited by ZoltoydeZ77: 11/2/2015 7:56:36 PMOh Super Meat Boy You will be he death of me One hundred percent [spoiler]Inspiration drawn from being stuck[/spoiler]
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Where lightning strikes bright hot flash dark remains cool
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Edited by Vishante Kaffas: 11/2/2015 8:25:34 PMallahu akbar Jet fuel cannot melt steel beams Illuminati
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Why does it taunt me? It's just outside of my grasp! So close, yet so far!
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I needed a break. I had other things to do. And now, I am back!