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Edited by TheBadBK:
4/30/2015 5:32:43 PM
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You lose an inch every $100K... how much $ would you take?
If you could press a button that granted you $100K every time you hit it, but your wang shrank an inch every time you pressed it, would you do it? How many times would you press it?
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Your penis inverts after using up all of your inches. If inverted enough, it comes out of your asshole.
Grills: your cooter loosens half an inch every time
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400 times [spoiler]it would bring me down to only 80 feet[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI could only press it once before it disappeared. :(
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I could just press it a whole bunch than get survey
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[url=http://www.example.com][b][i]Im gonna buy the world...[/i][/b][/url]
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I would tell my mates that if they press it enlarges their penis and they get 100k!!!!! Then rob them :)
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Just make it so long that it comes out my ass, then so even longer so I can re-rap it over to about were it'd be without the money.
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I Rip It off and grand slam it on the table
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2 RepliesTfw she says 'go deeper' but you sold all your dick
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1 ReplyYou said it'll eventually go out my ass, so I'd get like 2 million dollars. That way I'll have a ton of money and have like an 8 inch butt dick ready for the ladies.
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Edited by Rascus98: 6/30/2015 12:51:04 AMA trillion times. Then just get plastic surgery to put it back to normal. DUH!!!! Anyone who is just pressing it enough to were you have enough left to be happy with is pretty dumb. With enough money you can get it fixed and have it made bigger if wanted. So really this is just a matter of how much money do you want?!?! Pity your lack of imagination.
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2 RepliesI can only afford to take $3,029.42...
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Is the introversion of the penis painful?
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I'd take the billion, and use my spare
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3 RepliesIf you got money don't matter how small your piece is
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2 RepliesLoophole: Turn it upside down for Wumbo option.
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1 ReplyI'm sorry penis, I need the money
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1 ReplyIf i took enough money to have my dick be zero inches, I'd have 700k ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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That's an easy mil with plenty left to please my lady friends [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Edited by The Son of Suns: 6/29/2015 11:01:40 PMI'd only be able to press it 6 times before it inverted. I wouldn't press it at all.
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Naaaayyyy, holding on to every inch
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I think I can make $5 before I'm totally out
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Hmmm, can I give money back? CUse I would give once. I mean, that extra half inch would help for the bf
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I'd press it twice and stay above average
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6 Replies1 Trillion times. I would destroy myself and rip myself from space time in the process creating a paradox.
