As I sit here in my chair And stare upon the wall My gaze rest on my favorite gun As I ponder it's great fall Suros Regime from ages past It's glory all but gone Gather dust and all that stuff As it sit there in my home "It's just to strong! It is not fair I heard them shout and scream They shook their fist and all had fits Then huddled with their team We will complain we'll make our case And take this to our lord We'll make him see oh yes indeed That Suros is to hard Laws were pass and Bills were made And I know who are at fault That mighty Suros Regime Now lingers in my vault And so I grab my battle gear To fight for all I'm worth Just a sword. Just a shield Because my gun's have all been nerfed R.I.P. Suros Regime