Okay so a girls ass and boobs are like our dicks. But the difference is we get to see their size and that's why guys are always checking out girls. But imagine if guys always had boners and were noticeable like boobs and asses. This would be our conversation.
"Damn girls can't keep their eyes to themself."
"I know bro I got like 4 girls today checking out my junk!"
And this would be girls
"I'd so stroke that."
(I'd so tap that)
"DAAAAAAMN BOY IS THAT A ROCKET?! Because you could go to the final frontier with me anytime" (;
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I let mine flop around in the wind. Kinda like a windsock.