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4/27/2015 12:52:06 AM
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I just realized something
Okay so a girls ass and boobs are like our dicks. But the difference is we get to see their size and that's why guys are always checking out girls. But imagine if guys always had boners and were noticeable like boobs and asses. This would be our conversation.
"Damn girls can't keep their eyes to themself."
"I know bro I got like 4 girls today checking out my junk!"
And this would be girls
"I'd so stroke that."
(I'd so tap that)
"DAAAAAAMN BOY IS THAT A ROCKET?! Because you could go to the final frontier with me anytime" (;
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>my pants if I had a 24/7 boner
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12 RepliesWhat substance are you gurgling? [spoiler]Lenny face[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesEdited by Stoneenergey: 4/27/2015 1:26:49 AMThat's a horrible idea, lol. I'd stare at way too many people (every dude I see)
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1 ReplyHey bud, how's it hanging? Lol
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3 Replies...how do you come up with this stuff?
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1 ReplyYou mean you don't walk around with a constant boner, well, we're gonna have to revoke your man card for that sir
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This is perfect.
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[b] [/b]
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4 RepliesEdited by StudyOfWumbo: 4/27/2015 1:22:44 AM[i]Somewhere out there, a desperate teenager just figured out the perfect way to get women to notice him...[/i] [i]and the perfect way to turn every single family event into the most awkward moment of his life[/i]
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6 RepliesEdited by Dolphinizer: 4/27/2015 1:23:44 AMWell with [b]some[/b] people it's always visible. [spoiler]I'm talking about dicks[/spoiler] [spoiler]Like big ones[/spoiler] [spoiler]You catch what I'm saying?[/spoiler] [spoiler]No?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Alright lemme spell it out for you[/spoiler] [spoiler]My dick is so big you can see it through my pants bulging like a foot[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm sorry I lied[/spoiler] [spoiler]Can we still be friends?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by DeterrentGem27: 4/27/2015 2:54:28 PM*Implying noticeable* Pshh
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1 ReplySome girls already do.
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3 RepliesI let mine flop around in the wind. Kinda like a windsock.
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Edited by dendrox: 4/27/2015 1:30:07 AMUmm. okay
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ITT: Everyone use boners to obtain mates.
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It would pretty much be this.
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OhhBby( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Mind= blown. You must take your time to think of this
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Damn straight women are way bigger pervs than men
