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House of Wolves reveal 2.0

Here is a list of other things you might see in the reef 1. Every time you land at the reef you will be greeted by an Aussie. He will say something along the lines of  " 'Ello. Welcome to the reef, mate" 2. The guy whom you get your bounties from will be named D.O.G. the bounty tracker 3. Decals will be sold for your sparrow as well as bumper stickers for your ships. 4. There will be a new IB rep. His name is Lord Salatin. You will refer to him as Señor Salatin. He will be the rep for his version of IB known as the Iron Beaner tournament. Bounties will be somethings like steal 20 kills from teammates, kill an enemy with a throwing knife then go stab him 50 more times, stay sitting down for the first five minutes into a match then still do more work than anybody else. P.S. do not be surprised if your sparrow comes up missing and one that looks exactly the same is all of a sudden being sold at his shop. 5. The Speakers brother will be there. His name is The Mute. Unlike his brother, however, he won't shut the fukc up about the golden age. 6. Randall the Vandal will be there. He will typically show up right before you are about to complete some kind of bounty where you're not suppose to die. 7. Titans, Warlocks, and Hunters will all have handlers. There is Commander Baklava, Spayed-9, and Taekwondo-ra Rey. 8. The Queens brother will have some task for you that benefits him more than you but he will always claim that you owe him. He's really just mad that most of the Guardians have had there way with his sister. 9. We have decided not to play any music in the Reef because people say the DJ sucks. 😉 10. When Xur is not at The Tower he will be at The Reef selling his new exotics. Exotics such as Wrath of The Third Leg for the Hunter, Helm of Outmost Hype for the Titan, and the Bunshaker gauntlets for the Warlock.
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    • Someone who uses the #satire tag and doesn't make themselves look like a retard

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    • Lord Salad? Aga8n?

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    • This is the greatest ever. Bunshaker gauntlets. Lol

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    • #5 is hilarious. Bravo.

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    • Finally, someone who properly uses the satire tag. Well done sir!

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    • [spoiler]Here is a list of other things you might see in the reef 1. Every time you land at the reef you will be greeted by an Aussie. He will say something along the lines of " 'Ello. Welcome to the reef, mate" 2. The guy whom you get your bounties from will be named D.O.G. the bounty tracker 3. Decals will be sold for your sparrow as well as bumper stickers for your ships. 4. There will be a new IB rep. His name is Lord Salatin. You will refer to him as Señor Salatin. He will be the rep for his version of IB known as the Iron Beaner tournament. Bounties will be somethings like steal 20 kills from teammates, kill an enemy with a throwing knife then go stab him 50 more times, stay sitting down for the first five minutes into a match then still do more work than anybody else. P.S. do not be surprised if your sparrow comes up missing and one that looks exactly the same is all of a sudden being sold at his shop. 5. The Speakers brother will be there. His name is The Mute. Unlike his brother, however, he won't shut the fukc up about the golden age. 6. Randall the Vandal will be there. He will typically show up right before you are about to complete some kind of bounty where you're not suppose to die. 7. Titans, Warlocks, and Hunters will all have handlers. There is Commander Baklava, Spayed-9, and Taekwondo-ra Rey. 8. The Queens brother will have some task for you that benefits him more than you but he will always claim that you owe him. He's really just mad that most of the Guardians have had there way with his sister. 9. We have decided not to play any music in the Reef because people say the DJ sucks. 😉 10. When Xur is not at The Tower he will be at The Reef selling his new exotics. Exotics such as Wrath of The Third Leg for the Hunter, Helm of Outmost Hype for the Titan, and the Bunshaker gauntlets for the Warlock.[/spoiler]

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