So a guy broke in to my house. I was sleeping and I heard this weird noise. I just wait a bit to think what I am going to do. I step down the stairs and just peek. I see him searching for something,struggling to find it. I call the cops just to be sure they will be there incase something happens. So I just keep looking and I see him take the kitchen knife. He starts talking to himself saying just do it Gary,stop being a bitch. I just keep thinking wtf is he going to do? Will he try to kill me? I go back and try to hide. Just as I am about to hide, I hear the man scream. I run downstairs and see that he chopped his dick off. The cops arrive and I am shocked. I can't believe he did that to my knife.