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Edited by TrAB418:
4/5/2015 6:16:59 PM
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To all you T-Baggers...
Do you prefer doing it fast or slow?
My preference is dependent on the situation. If I just shot gunned you in the face in crucible, you best believe you're getting the fast and furious ball treatment. If we are raiding together and you die in the crystal room, I will drop everything I'm doing, walk over to your ghost, and then give it to you nice and slow for at least a minute straight.
Edit: Chuck Norris has graced the comment section and provided us with the Three Laws.
Edit 2: The scrubs that take their tea with a dash of salt have arrived. Looking at you Zac.
Edit 2.5: I take back what I said Zac, you're not a scrub. We both like Red Diamond tea, so you cool fam.
Edit 3: Grecko is a sick son of a bitch hahahah
Edit 4: Just recently was blessed with No Land Beyond and sweet Jesus, the tea that has been served since receiving that weapon has increased 10x.
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#Destiny
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25 RepliesMy hunter is a female so I clam slam and leave a snail trial on their forehead. She's got a big stinky bush and roast beef curtains. Beware guardians!
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1 ReplyTea bagging will bless you with a 1% chance of getting ghorn
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Nice and slow. Let em drink it in.
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1 ReplyPvp I go slow then when I go back up I follow with a small hop then back downtown greet my victims face with my balls
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1 ReplyI don't usually serve tea. But when I do, someone else started it. Then it becomes a game of find the tea bagger and letting him know the error of his ways. And then sometimes I get bagged and danced on. :(
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3 RepliesThis is awesome lol I'm the exact same way in PVP and Crota! So funny
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If I'm with a group and get served than you better believe that guardian is getting bukake the rest of the game.
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2 RepliesI got teabagged yesterday At laser tag
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1 ReplyI like tea bagging after sniping someone, cause they have to watch you in the distance for a few seconds and a lot of kids rage over it lol.
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5 RepliesNo room for tea bagging, it's a small thing that small people with small lives do.
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I start off slow then really get aggressive smashing there ghost with my bag of tea
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I don't play pvp in destiny but in hardline I teabag aggressively in rescue matches since it's one life per round.
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I like it slow.
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1 ReplyI never T-Bag but I always get tickled when I see a scrub doing it to someone he didn't kill which happens a lot. Should be an auto kick if you do it to a guardian your teammate killed.
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6 RepliesI have a particularly large scrotum so I like to coat it in butter first to allow easier testicular sliding down the oesophagus.
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1 ReplyMost annoying teabag: Titan T bag while punching you in the face.
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The key is top drop and drag, pace and whether you want to look into the sky or down in their face is all preference
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1 ReplyI do it slow, so my nuts can look like raisins!
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1 ReplyWhen I t-bag I do it HARD AND I DO IT FAST
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1 Replyi dont see the humor is tea bagging at all, but i will say, the other day playing Salvage, a guy just started Tea Bagging no one after he got a 3 kill spree and we were all dead, i laughed pretty hard
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1 ReplyI feel like if I go too fast the animation might not show, now we can't have that. I take nice deep long clicks so I'm sure my character is making full drops on the corpse.
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2 RepliesA little music to fit the tone
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If you miss your super and I kill you, you're getting DEEZ nuts
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1 ReplyI don't t bag after shotgun kills unless someone did it first, but a sweet no land beyond shot warrants a couple slow and smooth thrusts
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20 RepliesEdited by MFN Zac Efron: 3/30/2015 7:11:08 PMCome on bro. Tea bagging is for immature 14 year olds. You only have approximately 500 total kills in the crucible, 2 titans, a low medal score and a slightly positive k/d. All of these things combined mean you aren't allowed to Tea-bag anyone. The only time I bust out an epic bag session is when some asshole thinks he's an mlg pro because he killed me once with a shotgun and Tea-bags me first. After that I make it my sole purpose to find him, kill him, and repeatedly bag his face off until their respawn timer runs out. Then I find him again and repeat the process. Some people deserve a long hard bag but not most of the players you kill. I am in no way, shape or form a pvp god. I'm just saying you should spend more time concentrating on killing your next opponent rather than always Tea bagging the last.
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I always t bag, but when I don't I'm to lazy to viciously tap the crouch button
