One time, when I was teabagging the gunsmith for his shitty stock, he commented, "Are those teeth marks? Nasty."
I died XD
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#Destiny
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As a Titan: "get tired of that big blue statue yet guardian?" -Cayde As a warlock: "finally step outside of your library warlock?" -Zavala As a hunter: "are you ready to experience real power guardian?" -Ikora The class stereotypes extends to the vanguards. XD
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*gets asc. shard from engram* Rahool-"that is an amazing piece of history" WTF
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Commander Zavala "Hunter... try not to piss on the floor..."
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(Rattling screeching noises) "Whistle module, broken." -random sweeper bot Laughed my ass off.
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I think I've heard Eris say "Are you afraid of your shadow you should be."
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Just heard this over the tower loudspeaker: "Warning: ghosts are not to be used for target practice."
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"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets ascendant energies again." - master rahool
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Well in halo 1 I stuck a grunt with a plasma grenade and he yelled "not again" before he exploded
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Edited by endershack: 3/31/2015 4:37:22 AM"Hey! Take me with you." - Hunter Vanguard "Shit!" - Psion "You won the crucible? I AM the crucible." - Lord Shaxx "I know that fat face." - Gunsmith "BRING ME THE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Eris Morn
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"Unauthorized use of fist of havoc on board!" lol
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Eris - " Omnigul screams when she sees me as well "
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"Pound that pussy" -The Speaker
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One time I walked up to the crucible armor vendor without any reputation and upon leaving without being able to buy anything he says "yeah" in a scornful manner. Like "yeah, that's what I thought. Bitch."
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I was buying all the special ammo synth from the gunsmith for the Invective bounty the other day. My fiancée happened to be in the room when the gunsmith said: "keep it well oiled guardian". She lost her shit, thought it was hilarious!
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*phogoth broken free and shooting at us* "Well at least it's chained up" The sarcasm was strong in this ghost
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Purchase refused Purchase refused Purchase refused Purchase refused Purchase... accepted
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Get out of my swamp - Phogoth
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When I was in the tower I heard the announcer speak in the speakers and I've heard. "Fireteam at danger for unauthorized use of fist of havoc inside a ship"
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When I run by Lord Shaxx, he says, "Look at the light on her."
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I heard xur say "none of these are mine" after buying something. Needless to say i reported him for mass theft.
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I once heard the vanguard quartermaster in the hangar say "This channel is not authorized for personal image transfer, master Cayde." Cayde's been sending selfies.
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"RAHGRAHBRAHGRAHH" - Phogoth
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I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
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I was tbagging Xur for his shitty inventory as well, and he then tells me "I am only merely the trash collector of the nine"
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Eris Morn said "She knows of your triumph, she still listens!" Or something like the makes me wonder who "she" is
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Crota: 'Suprise motherf*cker! When he kills the swordbearer.