Welcome to bungie.net. Where you need to get good scrub. Every week, without fail, expect to see the following threads. Get used to it. This is life on this forum.
[b]TUESDAY[/b]
"Nightfall is so and so with so and so burn"
"Post your Nightfall rewards here!"
"You still play Destiny? Why?"
"XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn"
"I'm quitting, please look at me."
[b]WEDNESDAY[/b]
"Petition to do something"
"If you use (weapon Xur is selling that week) you're getting kicked from my fireteam."
"I'm so and so, AMA"
"XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn"
"I'm quitting, please look at me."
[b]THURSDAY[/b]
"Xur is almost here. Post your predictions."
"If Xur sells ______, I'm quitting."
"F-You Deej and your shitty updates"
"XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn"
"I'm quitting, please look at me."
[b]FRIDAY[/b]
"Xur is selling ______, ______, ______, and ______,"
"I earned my (weapon Xur is selling that week), you guys are scrubs."
"If you earned your (weapon Xur is selling that week), sign in here."
"Bungie, please nerf (weapon Xur is selling that week), Crucible is broken."
"XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn"
"I'm quitting, please look at me."
[b]SATURDAY[/b]
"Why do guys play as female characters?"
"XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn"
"I'm quitting, please look at me."
[b]SUNDAY[/b]
"Xur extended!" (post from Deej in December 2014 always makes an appearance)
"I'm so and so, AMA"
"XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn"
"I'm quitting, please look at me."
[b]MONDAY[/b]
"What's your Nightfall predictions?"
"XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn"
"I'm quitting, please look at me."
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Lenny face posts
Centipede passing though posts
Universe starry sky posts
Fabulous posts
EDIT:
SmoggyPluto (honorable mention)
"Sword Bearer tips" (any day but common closest to reset day)
"My console is better than yours because... well it just is okay." (any day)
"My (insert class here) is better than yours because... well it just is okay." (any day)
"Nerf this and that please. I suck." (any day)
"Destiny is the worst game ever. My 1000+ hours can back that up." (any day)
"(insert game title) will kill Destiny" (any day)
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#Destiny
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Please edit and update. This was spot on when created
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Don't forget, "If you use ______ weapon you are trash!"
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From now on, Friday: omgwtf? I got a year one from an engram I paid 31 SC! Fu Bungie!
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.....uh......eh......hmmm. I can't seem to click on any of these so I can be the first to be heard. Oh and bump me so I stay relevant.
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Welcome to the most negative forums on the internet! Where only 27.1305% of people actually give you advice and help you! Everyone else laughs at you, ingores you, or says "git gud scrub".
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We need to keep this post alive
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On a side note, welcome to the forums! Lol.
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Edited by StpME: 10/8/2015 6:00:04 PM
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Can this be updated
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Lol I forgot about this
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Its so sad... yet so true...
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OMG. This is amazingly accurate.
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This is so amazingly accurate. No wonder Reddit is so popular.
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Keep it alive
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Omg this.
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[u]DA TA TA DA DOO BE BA[/u]! I just resurrected this [b][i]AMAZING[/i][/b] post! kek
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There's a good luck into the past.
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Who necro bumped this? :o
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Edited by noahc211: 9/6/2015 12:40:57 PMYou forgot: "TTK is too expensive!" Or "Not buying TTK and here's why!" Or "If you buy TTK you're stupid"
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