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Edited by Steelixite:
3/27/2015 3:31:15 PM
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Destiny Troll April 1st
Wouldn't it be funny if Xur showed up with just a Gjallarhorn on April 1st and the cost of it was 25001 glimmer? Lol so many butt hurt people would be swarming the forums.
Edit: Did not know someone else posted this, troll comments will be ignored thanks.
Many butt hurt gjallarhornless people here
Bump to make more whinny people to say it's already been posted
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It's April Fools everyday with the Cryptarch
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I think xur should show up with gjallarhorn and the only way to get it is by sharding a vanilla gjallarhorn and giving him the shard from it.
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It'd be funnier if xur tried to sell fate of all fools
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I would love that. Forums would be hilarious.
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Have xur sell gjallahorn on Xbox and hawkmoon on psn
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Lol. Don't have one. Probably never will. Would still find this hilarious.
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A white that can't be dismantled
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Sell Gjallarhorn for One Strange Coin, but make Xur locked behind the Special Events door.
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2 RepliesActually I hope xur sells the gjallahorn with 332 damage, no upgrade. I think it'd be funnier than the 25001 glimmer.
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1 ReplyOr we could go with my idea of having all people who play crucible quit if they are on bravo team. Hear me out. 1. People who quit don't get a loss to their record. 2. No one gets a change in KD. 3. Max out weekly marks in like an hour 4. Make the crucible ( their baby) our own personal loot cave. 5. Matches would only last like 10 seconds each.
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Sell Gjallarhorn but it shoots Randal the Vandals that kill you instantly
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Sell gjallarhorn but you can't get xp for it
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I think the "vault space" was trolling enough.
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1 ReplyThey should sell hawkmoon or Monte Carlo for all Xbox users because they could not buy it
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I honestly would just love to see the tower as a complete mirror image. I think that'd -blam!- people up pretty hard.
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1 ReplyNope here's the best one. Everyone is expecting a huge troll. Maybe an exotic engram that made greens. Maybe the tower loses all of its workers. Maybe xur sells any exotic for 25001 glimmer. But instead... [spoiler]Bungie does nothing. Nothing at all.[/spoiler] Think about the many hours people would spend searching for a secret. Searching for the joke. For something. But there is nothing. That would be hilarious to watch
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8 RepliesStill wouldn't give a damn. *Polishes Gjallarhorn*
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Lol that's a great idea. Mine was xur selling it as a exotic in his list for like 21 strange coins but when you actually buy it it would turn into a common rocket called Gallahorn but just worst stats and no perks lol
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I have gally from engram. That would be funny as hell tho.
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3 RepliesThey should sell heavy exotic engrams but take the Gjallarhorn out
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4 Repliesdown vote this faggat
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An actual yellow engrams that guarantees to decrypt to an uncommon
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OR when you log in, a HoW banner pops and has some sort of "hit this button to go here" and when you hit it thinking your going to start HoW, it is just the trailer
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They post we are all getting a gift via the postmaster. When we get there we sit through a traffic jam cut scene, honking, people with their hands outside their spaceship windows. Yelling, bird flipping, bird shooting, a few lit cigarettes hanging out. Then we finally get there & a freakin line all the way from Dead Orbit wraps all the way to the speaker and back. Whenever we're near ANY vendor they start trying to hustle us to buy their crap. When we finally get our turn they tell us our present is : Our Default Shader will no longer take up a space in our Shader slots! It can be chosen separately!!! hooray.
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3 RepliesIf bungie.net wanted to troll, they could put a primary exotic engram instead of a weapon. This way, some people would get things like red death and hardlight, while others got NLB.
