Help! I lost my cousin! He was kidnapped and I need to find him!
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Anyone want to buy a turtle?
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 3/25/2015 3:23:16 PMMeanwhile in Kentucky... "We got a missin' turtle!" "What?!" "You heard me! Round up a posse, boys!" *horde of rednecks on horse back storm in* "Let's ride! Yeeeeehaw!" *fat man rides in on a donkey* "Let's find this turtle!" *posse begins firing shots into the sky while riding off into the sunset*
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Simple solution.. When you get him back tie a balloon with a 20 ft long string around him.
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I'll make some calls and I will find your cousin.
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[quote] imma cry[/quote] XD
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Edited by DW6: 3/25/2015 6:31:07 AMYou know what's funny? And this is a true story. Someone actually posted a missing tortoise sign once. How the F*** do you lose a huge turtle!??
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Edited by Apollo: 3/25/2015 6:25:25 AMLost it at [quote]He be my nіgga[/quote]
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I ate him ( ._.) [spoiler]sorry[/spoiler]
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Lol×9.99×10^23rd
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Hahaha I love that pic.
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He couldn't have gone far.
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WHYYYY
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;-; it's gon be ok
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Thank you. That's all I have to say.
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You got me this time turtle, but it won't happen again
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I was ready to be upset for you. Y u do dis, Turtle?
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>was expecting to come in and make a mourning person feel bad >is greatly disappointed