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Edited by bang_a_rang_nate:
3/21/2015 10:32:29 PM
2005
The most annoying accidental death
I know there's a million ways to accidentally die in this game so I want everyone to post their least favorite death and throw the audience the funny details with it too
Edit 1: looks like everyone dies on the 9000 xp bounty
Edit 2: BLAM! ING SPARROW PHYSICS!!!
Edit 3: Rockets win...
[spoiler]Misfortune discriminates against no man (or woman), no matter how powerful :'([/spoiler]
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In the hive room in PoE, if you stand near the back of the right platform and fire a rocket, you will blow up for unclear reasons despite having what appears to be a clear shot. I think the low ceiling triggers it. Had it happen on round three, leading to a wipe, but I assumed a thrall I didn't see got in the way. Got to round three and it happened again, leading to another wipe :(
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Just yesterday I was having a pretty intense Sniper battle with an enemy. Both ducking in and out. Then a teammate ran up behind and Shoulder Charged me right into the oncoming bullet. I returned to try and make things right. Another intense battle ensued. What do you know the same damn teammate Shoulder Charges me into oncoming bullet again. Proceed to sit in corner and cry.
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4 RepliesI couldn't ever forget that day. January 17th, 2011. Sophomore year. The night before I had taco bell for dinner. I had a cheesy ghordita crunch, a nacho supreme, and a crunch wrap supreme. For dessert I had chocolate ice cream drizzled in chocolate and caramel syrup. My stomach began to rumble in bed that night. the next morning I wake up, and have a bowl of left over chili for breakfast. Little did I know this was an ingredient that was part of a recipe for disaster. I get to school to find out my friend brought donuts and was too full to eat the rest, so I had to chocolate bars and a maple bar. I then dug into my backpack where I kept my monster energy drink for the day. Then second period hit. I began to feel the 8,000 grams of sugar rotate and expand itself inside of me. The amount of toxic gases that had built up in my rectum were so thick and great in number it could have caused a devastating earthquake that could have caused the end of the world. I knew an epic fart was on its way, so I squeezed my buttcheeks as hard as I could. The gasses were pounding on the black gate, but gondors men stood strong. One of my buttcheeks looked to the other, and said "if we stick together, we can stop this shit". Then it happened. Shit began propelling out of my asshole like an intergallactic missile, literally shredding through my underwear and jeans, flying into the mouth of the poor girl behind me. Poor Stacy. She was only 15 years old. She drowned in my shit, as did nearly the entire class. the only reason a few of us survived is because the teacher swam through the sea of shit and vomit of the students and opened the classroom door just in time. It was like a canal had broken and the shit rivers were running through the school. I did over $3,000 worth of property damage, and caused about 850 people to vomit. Of course this story isn't true, but I thought it'd be funny. to be honest one time a farted and it did stink really bad.
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When blink runs out and I end up jumping off the map.
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When some idiot is determined to get his sparrow to the Templar in VoG and knocks everyone off a platform on the way down. A guy did this in one of the LFG Flawless Raider playlists a few months ago. Gr.
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1 ReplyThe architect is one crafty son of a bitch
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Omg dude I HATE dying or even taking damage from the environment. Twice I died running the sword when HM Crota was a thing...on a faqing rock!
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I was running lamps on CE last week as a Titan, got the bridge to form, and proceeded to run across. There usually are 2-3 thrall that crawl up onto it, and instead of shooting them, I decided to jump. Apparently, after my second jump, I landed on one of the bridge cracks, and after bouncing around for a second, I fell through the damned bridge! That has never happened to me before.
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Dude the trip mine is sick but it should det on stick cus the delay is deadly. Titan trying to punch me with a trip mine on his forehead Me: nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!
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1 ReplyWarsat to the dome
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2 RepliesWhen your fire team steps in front of your rocket and you die
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I can show you mine.
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activated my nova bomb and the momentum carried me off the map
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8 RepliesWhen your teammate melees an enemy and you get caught in the middle, sending you flying to the nearest wall.
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73 Replies
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I have the worst luck with gajellyballerhorn. The first time I shot it I killed myself
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Being friendly get your ass killed
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1 ReplyWhen you go to shoot templar with a rocket and a harpy gets infront of you.....
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Rocket launcher and jumping
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Sometimes when I summon a sparrow, I'll fall through the floor to my death. Super awesome when it makes you lose an ether key...
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Running head on to an enemy heavy spawn. Goes for the nova bomb...... radiance activated........ *Guardian down* =(
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Teammates suddenly landing in front of you right when you fire a rocket apparently happens a lot
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1 ReplyI once pushed someone of when wating for heavy ammo. The other members of the team and me took it
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You have a more chance killing yourself with a tripmine or a lightning grenade then killing enemies with it
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Banana
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Happened in Skywatch while farming for keys. Just finished killing Kaliks-12 on the side of a building. I raced out of the alleyway to beat my teammate to the chest and I swerved to go around Urzok's crew. As I swerved to the left, a Warsat landed on my head. Lost my ether key and got to listen to my teammate laughing at me for a while.
