Posted Thursday Morning: You see, my Friday is better than your Friday, because my Friday is not even on a Friday; it is on a Thursday.
Jealous? Don't be. You can be just like me by following these simple steps, start Friday-ing the -blam!- out of your Thursday.
1. Don't talk to old ladies. They only spread lies and the smell of raisins.
2. Keep your face. It is essential to have a face when celebrating Friday on a non-Friday Friday.
3. Buy a tie-dye cat t-shirt. Because -blam!- you, that's why.
4. Don't eat my sandwich...
5. Your chair is your worst enemy. Make sure you don't get on your chairs bad side, otherwise it will post nudes of you on Instagram.
There! Now go do some -blam!-ing Friday!
Edit: It is now Friday for you plebs. But for me you think it would be Saturday according to my logic displayed above.
Wrong!
*slaps*
It is now Tuesday for me. The only day you can say "Well at least it's not Monday" and "Kill me now"
Edit: Someone bumped this thread and I had no idea I even made this
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[quote]2. Keep your face [/quote] Now you tell me -_-
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I love all of this
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Lol this is -blam!-ing gold.
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Edited by Quasar: 6/16/2015 6:42:46 AMMy Friday is on a Friday. And a Saturday. And on a Sunday. And Monday. And Teusday, Wednesday... Thursday, as well. My Friday is better than your Friday. Because my Friday is eternity.
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I don't ev-*head explodes*
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K[i] [/i]
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Fuq u now I want a sandwich
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Obviously an Illuminati plot 666/10
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Edited by FlickinDaBean69: 3/20/2015 5:19:46 AMMy Friday is better. I get paid to not be at work
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Bump for Edit
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THANK -blam!- ITS FRIDAY
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*eats your sandwich*
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Edited by Heavens: 3/19/2015 9:33:36 PMOf course it is, I have schools. Edit: Notice the typo?
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My chair posted nudes *shakes head* I got on its bad side...
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I used the toast/envelope method on my chair I should be alright now
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 3/19/2015 6:05:02 PM[quote]My Friday is better[/quote] [b]Challenge accepted.[/b] However, the chair I'm using is giving me a look...
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My Friday's are on Mondays. I haven't aged in years.
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If I die tonight
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It's my Sunday today. So far it's involved pizza, weed, sex and RvB. Not a bad day IMO
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Well that's not hard to do, I'm getting my wisdom teeth out on friday
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I can't avoid old ladies. [i]It's my job.[/i] Chairs are bitches. Stools are where it's at. Burrito>sandwich. Saturday. All day, e'rry dayumn day.
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Op is higher than the international space station confirmed
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...Are you okay?