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Edited by IntrepidTurtle:
3/24/2015 3:07:22 PM
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World Domination
First Step: We shall band together and begin planning.
Step 2: We find enough snacks to feed everyone in #OffTopic.
Step Tres: We fill as many buckets as we can with water.
Step D: We build a time machine from blankets, chairs, microwaves, cardboard boxes, and basketballs.
Step V: We go back in time and invade NASA and steal a rocket and some scientists.
Step Six: We get a shit load of kerosene and matches. Send the kerosene and matches back to base with giant sling shot.
Step Bungie Number: WE FLOOD THE OCEAN AND SET FIRE TO THE SUN!!!
Who's on board!?!?
We have a very fair dental and medical plan
Leader and Head Turtle: IntrepidTurtle
Head of Crackpottery: The Stranger
"Scientists": N7 Virtue, That Pink Ranger, slayingold, TheWanderer, Prophet of Mercy, pittbull90591, Lord Of Seagulls, pence2, TheRubyArcher, Pedro
Snack Provider: St_Eagle, ZombieManIrish
Main Flooder: Nobody, RangerBlip, datguy12345
Main Fire-Starter: LeftShark, McGoose
Snack Eater: BeyondReasonn
Initiation "Specialist": No Breaks
Fact Dude: Can1235
Porn Guy: Grapefruitdiet
Jet Jacker: Thepowerknight
DJ: Thanatos
Mr. Satan (Hercule): DocHNIC
Lion Tamer: Knight of Cups
Hacker Dude: Schruef
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I can supply us.
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*raises hand* I wanna be something
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"The same thing we do every day Pinky..."
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I'll be the backup
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7 RepliesI think we should blow up the ocean. That's just my peasant opinion though.
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 3/24/2015 6:23:00 PMCan one join?
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Edited by thehomless: 3/24/2015 3:35:06 PMI'll be in charged of the wet fire
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Can I be the head of useless but extremely important knowledge?
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1 ReplyI'll be the hacker guy
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I, not bapao's alt and bapao can be the chiefs of the grunt army But specificly not us three Bapao, Not Bapao's alt, Isnt Bapao
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1 ReplyHold on, why not take over Antartica and plan from there?
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3 RepliesEdited by spafeX80: 3/13/2015 6:29:59 AMAcshually, World Domination has already been taken care of. For quite some time. A bit late to the punch there. [spoiler]#pekt[/spoiler] Edit: the link must be clicked. Unfortunately (or is it FORTUNATELY?) the secrecy of this is pretty high. Penguin code.
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Can I be they guy that ruins your plan by giving everyone autism!?
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10 RepliesEdited by The Stranger: 3/12/2015 10:06:11 PMOk, I think I've come up with how we're going to do this. We hook up the drive shaft of a Bugatti veyron to the axel of a decommissioned merry-go-round, using the extreme centrifugal and centripetal forces to catapult us back to the Triassic period. Once there we convince the local dinosaurs to join our cause. Now we can start some serious planning. We remake the time machine, but this time we power it by dinosaur. I've got a rough schematic [url=http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/3-27/qh1XNd2mDt-6.png]here[/url] Using this time machine we go to Victorian England. Once there we need to steal a bathysphere and get the dinosaurs [url=https://www.weasyl.com/static/media/7a/8b/7a/7a8b7aa352e4dc240d186763cc48b9db1c9d40a07fbcc5b1c9e23744a953bac2.png]etiquette lessons. [/url] Next we take some of the dinosaurs back to guard our secret base and Magikarps secret lab, which I'll need to commandeer, as commanded by our glorious leader [url=https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1422/4604026345_d7c3d0002b.jpg]IntrepidTurtle[/url]. Once there we turn the bathysphere inside out, reversing its pressure withstanding capabilities. With this, we travel to 1969 and hijack an Apollo mission. The only things we need to figure out is- 1: How to fit enough water in the bathysphere (Edit: where do we get a big enough polystyrene cup?) 2: How bad do we want to damage the sun? 3: How do we do it? (Obviously we'd have to go at night) Science team assemble!
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1 ReplyThe empire sees this as a threat. Do you mean harm to the empire and it's people?
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2 Replies>Not using a giant slingshot in your plan for a World Domination >Pleb status confirmed
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I got access to some pretty dank lase-"sacred rings" we could use.
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Reach had Bungie plans for world domination, which was in the Easter egg room in the package ( I believe) but it's a bit pixelated to make out what it says. Some steps are legible
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This is about right.
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I'll provide the porn. *wink wink
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1 ReplyBefore you burn the sun can I praise it for a sec \|T|/
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Count me in
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*Whispers to Turtle* You DO realize that kerosene is ineffective on the sun, right? Your better off using arson.
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[quote]Step Bungie Number: WE FLOOD THE OCEAN AND SET FIRE TO THE SUN!!![/quote] Wat
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I'll be the guy who shakes out the rockets welcome mat
