If only someone were to necro this post...

[b]** Boy texted his dad saying **[/b] [b]Boy: [/b]I got expelled [b]Dad:[/b] WHAT WHY [b]Boy: [/b]cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my bone but words will never hurt me [b]Dad:[/b] and [b]Boy: [/b]so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose [b]Dad [/b]: lol that's my boy ** Edit ** #off-topic. Like my post if you like boobs !

This is how it went: *Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)* Bungie: We've did it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best, MMORPGFPS-whatever the hell on the market! Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c: Bungie: No. Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do... Bungie: I said no! *Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner* *Sony snickering* Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar- *Activision kicks down door* Activision: IM2MLG4YOUSKRUBS. *activision pulls out DLC Scissors* Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! *Activision pushes Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs* *Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony* *Sony gets on Bungie* Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes...you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us... *Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries* *Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified while Activision cuts up Destiny*

Think. Destiny. There are 7 letters in destiny. There are 7 letters in letters. There are 6 letters in Bungie. 6-7= 1 Crucible has 8 letters. 8+1 = 9 There are 9 planets if you count Pluto Pluto. Pluto is blue Do you know what else is blue? That's right The buttons on this app. App App rhymes with fap Fap Fap has 3 letters. 3 is a prime number. Prime has 5 letters 5 is also a prime number 5+3 = 8 Suros has 5 letters in it 5-8 = 3 Do you know what has 3 sides? That's right, a triangle. Destiny = illuminati confirmed.

Yeah, I've got a joke... [spoiler]Destiny[/spoiler]

I violated the [u]Code of Conduct[/u] and was met with Ninja Justice.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I need a cleanse

Why don't Warlocks have Exotic boots? Because they are so used to being carried. xD

Posted this in a thread a while back... A hunter, a warlock and a titan, walk into a bar. Inside at the bar, they see a jar filled with glimmer to the brim. They approach the bartender and inquire about the jar. The bartender tells them, "You pay 1,000 glimmer into the jar. There are three tests. If you can pass all three tests, you keep all the glimmer." "What are the tests?", the Hunter inquires. "Gotta pay first". The hunter, warlock and titan agree and pay in. "First, you have to drink that entire bottle of pepper tequila. The whole thing at once. And not make a face doing it." "Easy enough", the titan says. "Second, Master Rahool is hoarding an exotic heavy engram. You'll have to steal it from him. Not as easy at it sounds". The hunter smirks, "Good thing I have invisibility." "Lastly, that poor shipwright, Amanda Holliday. Always stuck in the hangar, busy with work, no company. Never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her", says the bartender. "I'll just use fireborn to bring back my erection if needed", the warlock remarks. All three guardians agree to the tests at hand. They each down they tequila. Tears are streaming down the Hunter's face, the warlock is sweating and squinting, and the titan handled the first one fairly well so he had a second--wasted beyond belief. One by one they take turns in their drunken stupor for the next part of the test. The hunter stumbles out to the Cryptarch. After a brief curse, he returns. "Forgot to switch to Bladedancer". Failed. The warlock glides out like a fairy trying not to trip over anything while dazed from the tequila. He went for the above approach. Easily caught by the Cryptarch. Forgot to use Angel of Light. Failed. Now the titan heads out. At first it is quiet. Then there is some yelling, some rustling like theres a tumble going on, and an abrupt few grunts. The titan returns. He hands the bartender a handwritten note Rahool gave him. It reads, "Come back before I get bored..." "That's not what I asked you to get!", the bartender says. The titan nods his head in a drunken pride and says, "Now where's that shipwright with the exotic engram?"

Atheon, Crota, and Skolas are discussing the rewards they drop due to drunken bitterness. "Get this" chirps Atheon. "They decided to try and fry me with Gjallarhorn so I gave every last one of them ascendant materials at the end." "That's nothing" roars Crota. "One time these idiots glitched me to where it was impossible for me to move, so I gave them all radiant materials for their troubles." "Amateurs" growls Skolas. "They can't even get good rewards from me unless they have a key, and even then the weapon is most likely inferior to something they're already using." "Impressive, gentlemen." A shadowy mass in the corner speaks. "But you know, you haven't really seen true Guardian misery until you decrypt a legendary engram into a mote of light." The three recoil in horror. "Get out of here you monster!" they cry. Rahool quickly leaves.

How many guardians does it take to change a lightbulb? 100. 1 to change the bulb, and 99 to complain that it was better the way it was before.

What do you get when you cross a titan and a warlock? [spoiler] you get what's coming to you[/spoiler]

I was going to say a joke about gjallarhorn but im afraid you wouldnt get it

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