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Edited by S7Oracle: 3/2/2015 3:10:48 PM
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A Hunter walks in on a Titan...

*The [b]Hunter[/b] walks in to find his bro, The [b]Titan[/b] wearing one of his prized cloaks while posing in the mirror* [b]Hunter[/b]: You know if you had chosen the path of Hunter you wouldn't have to break in to my room to wear one of those... [b]Titan[/b]: WHA?!- I.. I was *ahem*... I was just trying to find an appropriate cloth to er... help that sweeper bot... and... [b]Hunter[/b]: Come on, now, Titan, don't be coy, I'm not oblivious, if anyone didn't choose to be a Hunter for the cloaks they'd want to know someone who is one to wear them. [b]Titan[/b]: BUT DO YOU SEE HOW SPIFFY I LOOK!? [b]Hunter[/b]: Yeah, yeah, I kn- Whoa, turn around for me for a sec. *[b]Titan[/b] turns around* [b]Hunter[/b]: Yeah, damn, that looks even better from the back... turn again... *[b]Titan[/b] turns again* [b]Hunter[/b]: That armor is just... SO KILLER WITH THAT CLOAK! [b]Titan[/b]: I KNOW RIGHT?! [b]Hunter[/b]: Hold on, I've got my Ghost here, let me just get some shots... for err...educational purposes... of course... *[b]Hunte[/b]r begins to take some shots* [b]Hunter[/b]: Yeah, just turn a little bit, yeah... that's greeeat... now give me a pose, like you're in trouble and a Hunter's coming to save you! *Strikes a pose of a Titan in distress* [b]Titan[/b]: Like this? [b]Hunter[/b]: Yeah... [b]Titan[/b]: This isn't weird at all, is it? [b]Hunter[/b]: No man, just one Hunter bro taking shots of his Titan bro in the Hunter bro's fabulous cloak. [b]Titan[/b]: Yeah, you're totes right. [b]Hunter[/b]: Did you just say totes? [b]Titan[/b]: Maybe? I.. I don't know, I sometimes just say stuff without thinking. [b]Hunter[/b]: Get. Out... [b]Titan[/b]: Okay... *Hangs head in shame* [b]Hunter[/b]: ...WITH THAT SASS SISTAH! Come here with some of those poses! [b]Titan[/b]: YAY! [b]CONTINUED...[/b] *The [b]Warlock[/b] finds himself entering as well* [b]Warlock[/b]: You guys doing a cloak photoshoot again? [b]Titan[/b] & [b]Hunter[/b]: (both) YEP! [b]Warlock[/b]: CAN YOU GET SOME SHOTS OF ME IN THE CLOAK TOO?! [b]CONTINUED... AGAIN...[/b] *[b]The Speaker[/b] also manages to find his way to this specific location* [b]Speaker[/b]: I could tell you to keep the racket down as some people are trying to sleep around here... [b]Hunter[/b]: Wanna get in on this? [b]Speaker[/b]: I could tell you that I have work to do in the morning, the kind of work that requires me to stand around in one room all d- OKAY! [b]Speaker[/b]: Just make sure you get my good side, this mask isn't very flattering... [b]CONTINUED... THE SEQUEL...[/b] *[b]Lord Shaxx[/b] of the Crucible somehow stumbles upon this location* [b]Shaxx[/b]: What am I witnessing? [b]Hunter[/b]: Lord Shaxx! Sir, we were just... er- [b]Shaxx[/b]: What is that Titan doing with a cloak on? [b]Hunter[/b]: Sir, just give me a chance, put the cloak on. [b]Shaxx[/b]: Put the cloak on?! Hunter, have you forgotten your sense of self? They are called class items for a reason. [b]Titan[/b]: Sir, please, just try it. [b]Shaxx[/b]: I'm sure it won't do any harm just this once... *[b]Shaxx[/b] puts the cloak on* [b]Titan[/b]: How is it? [b]Shaxx[/b]: I FEEL EMPOWERED! [b]Hunter[/b], [b]Titan[/b], [b]Warlock[/b] and [b]The Speaker[/b]: (All) RIGHT?! [b]Shaxx[/b]: Hunter, get your Ghost ready for this. *Ghost begins taking shots of Shaxx* [b]Shaxx[/b]: I'M CRUSHING THIS!

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