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Edited by grecko506:
3/1/2015 3:04:45 PM
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Grimore score heavily correlated with virginity
After intensive research, sleepless nights and with a possibility of a type 1 error at 1%, an above average Grimore score indicates a high level of virginity. I assure you our study is in no way bias and the forums provided a plethora of data and an active population for our research. The results were not surprising however. A subsequent study that was also statistically significant, suggests with a high level of certainty that earning a g-horn does not lead to increased sexual activity that it is actually negatively correlated.
Our next research project will explore whether or not small penis size and a high k/d are in any way connected. There is a lot of evidence that suggests this.
Stay tuned guardians.
Edit 1: remember that marriage regresses into virginity.
Edit 2: those of you that supposedly get laid, you're considered outliers.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyReported noob
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Lmao..... my kd is low and i have crap grimoire score. My own evidence suggests you are correct on all counts. Haha, it read like an Onion News headline lol
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3 RepliesDamn, looks like OP wants to not feel alone with his virginity along with jealousy to other players who play more than him. FYI I'm 23 live with my girlfriend, work and I take care of both my grandparents.
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OP doesn't realize that some 14 year olds play this game.
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I lol'd. Thanks for the laugh, OP.
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Lol good stuff.
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I'm 32 with 2 kids and a 2835 grim Am I a virgin? Lol
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my grimore is 2750 and I am expecting my third. not sure how marriage makes you back into a wirgin
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[quote]earning a g-horn does not lead to increased sexual activity[/quote] Lies! Why would you lie?
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1 ReplyAt 43, I think I aged out of that observation. I found dating was too painful and expensive. That after so many years of not finding someone worth marrying, I decided to do something that my years in committed relationships always prevented. That is play video games. best decision .
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7 RepliesI'm married. Marriage is like re-virginity.
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14 RepliesEdited by Combo164: 3/1/2015 7:18:44 AMI am a virgin, but i do socialize with the opposite sex....point being what exactly?
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5 RepliesYou make it sound like being a virgin is a bad thing.
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2805 and very choose to a bunch of points here. I guess I'm in the outlier, especially when she's near her time of the month. Oh man, them hormones.
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Made me laugh. Thanks for making a hungover Sunday morning slightly better.
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Lol, I laughed ass off.
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Made me laugh. Thanks for making a hungover Sunday morning slightly better.
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Made me laugh. Thanks for making a hungover Sunday morning slightly better.
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6 RepliesI have a high grimoire score. 3 32's,a job,a house,a gf that lives with me. I bet I get more pussy in one month than you have your entire life lol. Mute little kids
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That Edit1 is so true. And i can't even compensate with a high grimoire score :'(
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Apparently people fail to realise the satire in this post (I found it pretty humorous). I'd say maybe. #satire tag would help but then, I doubt most of the people posting spiteful replies even read to the end before doing so 😂
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So sad we need to slap a satire tag on everything nowadays or else people get all butthurt. Great post.
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I was unaware there were different severities of virginity...
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6 RepliesHaha that's funny 2 kids a wife and work full time in the marines still have 3 32s and a higher score then you?
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You make it sound like being a virgin is a bad thing.
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3 RepliesEdited by Azurai: 3/1/2015 5:26:51 AMDamn, so sex = no Gjallarhorn? Well, off to tell my wife no funny business until I get my horn!
