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3/11/2015 1:51:15 AM
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Weirdest thing you've jacked it to
Guys and gals, what was the weirdest thing you ever fapped to? Furry and and horse porn were the two weirdest ones I fapped to. They were not enjoyable. Human on human is much better than that shit.
I'm going to get a lot of shit for that first one.
Edit: 100 replies, a lot horny individuals on Offtopic
Edit: 200 replies, let's just say, I have been in my fair share of "interesting" conversations on this thread.
Edit: 300 replies. I have read so many weird stories so far.
Edit: 400, good lord
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2 RepliesYeah..
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1 ReplyI've fapped to so much -blam!-ed up shit nothing is weird to me anymore. Everyone is vanilla as -blam!- here. True facts. [spoiler]For base point I've jerked it to snuff, wound -blam!-ing, living dick sleeves, eye removal, cum inflation, lipples, an iron maiden with tits and ejaculating dicks instead of spikes, and futa demons laying eggs inside dragons. [/spoiler]
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1 Reply▉▉▉▉▉▉◤┳◥▉▉▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉▉◤┳┻┳◥▉▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉◤┳┻┳┻┳◥▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉◤┳━┳━┳━┳◥▉▉▉ ▉▉◤┳┃┈╰━╯┈┃┳◥▉▉ ▉◤┳┻╰━━━━━╯┻┳◥▉ ◤┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳◥ [spoiler]the illuminati[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesWatch the whole thing. It's glorious.
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3 RepliesMidget Porn
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6 RepliesEdited by Numero Uno: 3/11/2015 5:13:32 AMWhile taking shrooms, I achieved a boner, proceeded to grind the -blam!- out of my sofa, while listening to [i]Sublimes[/i] "Caress Me Down" and eventually ejaculate. As an Edit: so technically I masturbated to music.
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3 RepliesOne day after my birthday party was over, all my friends went home, and I was pretty drunk. . . I did my birthday cake.
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2 RepliesA dwarf banging a tall, big boobed blonde. It was kinda funny and sad at the same time, you could tell this guy was really trying his hardest to maneuver around this mountain of a woman lol. I know they tried to make it sexy, but it looked like a struggle for both of them just to keep up the act.
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Your mom
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7 Replies/thread
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2 RepliesI whacked off immediately after watching the episode of Clannad: Afterstory when Oshia died.
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Extremely pregnant women.
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Midgets
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Let's see if this thread has any life left in it.
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10 RepliesMyself.
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12 RepliesOk I have a question while on this subject is it normal i jack off maybe 3-4 times a week im 14 honest answers please
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1 ReplyScrambled cable back in the day. "Ooh I see part of a boob!"
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2 RepliesI typed in newborn porn
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Ur mum
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It's worse than you think. I would be banned. It is borderline-illegal.
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1 ReplyBig black monster________.
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5 Replies8bit pron
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2 RepliesNot totally on topic but close, my husband and I did it while he left destiny on, and his character was at the tower... Standing next to Rahool.... Oh his soothing voice got us there...
